boohoo parody:

pc specs
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ohbet spets:
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hi! im xe/xem nonbinary 32 bit intel core before you add me
my prononuns is xeanxish the thepuffypuffjigglyboom

i like how before you ADD "me", you should know everting what i say
'bout sh*t nobody cares about bout me 💀💀💀 more skull emoji

NAME: BERNTARD-ALICIEMILY REBECCUSGGEBERG
GENDER:XE/SN/CA SEXUALITY: DENIM/MELONHAT
FURSONA: BROKEBACK RABBIT
LEFT WING DEMOMANCRAT / GASPIT LIVES MATTER

FULKE DON.R.TREINZ MEMBER OF ANTITOFACA (???)

love how BEFORE YOU add "ME" IM TRANS BTW IF THAT MATTERS
after you ADD me, im supporting GLBTQIAPZF+ COOPMUNITY
i like THEN you add me, i advocate what i believe and fight over it and remove you
JOIN mymy discoom server: [link removed] !HAPPY PRIDE YEAR!

i me me ME, ME! Me, me ME.. ME! ME ME!! me ^3^ *how*

.|\__/| THIS IS A CAT! IST DAS UWU EIN RAKI 50 EURO
<o-o> NOT SOME MINECART! NO ITS NOOT.

i really like how caps lock haters are homophobic, xenophobic, pedophobic
and trump subborters. yuck! like it choosed as the worse president
wikipedia says ^33^ \/OwO\/ i talk with vaccinated people only


i hate my father. not that i need his credit card.


I MIGHT GOON 7 TIMES IN A DAY so i wont respond until i want
and i'll remove if you write while i goon except my sweet friendyy ;33
you know yoursefv (o)W(o) only xim vill. my bf jailbreakfurball145

I DONT ACCEPT NSFW GOOBERS FRIENDS REQUEST


FAVORITE GAYSLOP I POTF*CKIN' LOVE MORTY AY MORTY LETS SCIENCE JESSER COOCK SOME TIM CACK AYO MRWAIT!!:
_popularculturesh*t
-lofi/tofu/soy.veganism
-gayms like ut/os/gd/cr
-rhythms like "na na na"
GAMEZ DAT I HEIT AN SHIEED:
_fakeunderteehl
-(f*ck)off/mother/pokemon
_racists
-postaltueh
_cheishianugh
-wahammeah'downofwahFULKERELIGONS
-saINS row 2

NETFLIX(akasigmudfraudsgrandsonssissyhypno)LOVES F*CKING WEED AS F*CK VOYEUR EXHIBITIONIST NUDITY COMEDY LOL FART?1?1? M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N XDDD BLM THO GAYS MARRIAGE THO MY FAVORITE ACTOR NAOMI WATTZ SEXED A GIRL THO THOUGH SHE IS ONLY SUPPORTIVE AND STRAIGHT THO.. OR BI TH'O

non-barnacle section:
biburat: bib'u'ah(bibe/quan/toah) is a three piece of buddyst's comments from the goad(godgotgoodgoat)s own words
a-the-ists claims its some form of three popular religion chains duplication that carried from earth-357
and opionion(Ω/π/🧅) is claimed to be the truest translation form of it. its chamemog lead by df
some opionion parts:
buh: 1:1 rollediceh byhand oncerolled, bygodh.
op:(god rolled the dice by its. rolled once.)
buh: 2:3: oneth died, assasinated. first crusskhagade (crusade/khagan)
2.4: slaydfyour sinh. bysams. betrayshinedseconth, byhis.
op: (the first (crusader/khagan) killed by assasination. done by samis(todays jawarabs)
betrayed and accepted death for our sins to purify some. it brought the second, his kid.)
buh: 13:4 vill begone byfouth. byisthand. alldisingreatdepthset'd.
op (everything will be gone forever, along with depths by fouth crusader/khagan.)