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phoenix: one day
phoenix: in the land of rcegftbu75frhrt
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Thanks XD
phoenix: one lord ravensfall edgeworth rose up against the others
phoenix: he didn't want to eat the same food every night for dinner
phoenix: he didn't want to have to go to sleep at a set time
phoenix: he wanted to do things his way
phoenix: so he joined mark zuckerberg's army
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Well it really depends what’s for dinner
phoenix: of potato people and lizard-men
phoenix: and he became the general
phoenix: once mark zuckerberg became a robot and betrayed his whole army
phoenix: the general lord ravensfall edgeworth had to take his place as leader
phoenix: but one unfortunate night
phoenix: the thief by the name of kirbyfan11 put a bag over lord ravenfalls edgeworth's head
phoenix: and stole him from his army
phoenix: and took him to phoenix's secret lair
phoenix: which was below the ocean
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: NANI
phoenix: don't ask how it was below the ocean
phoenix: but then it got ransacked before kirbyfan11 got there
phoenix: and they were forced to move below a volcano
phoenix: but below the lava systems
phoenix: then it got ransacked again
phoenix: so they were forced to move to europe
phoenix: where they got a house in the country of norway
phoenix: and they made a secret lair next to an ice lake
phoenix: then that got burnt to the ground
phoenix: so they just moved to antarctica and gave up if their base got burnt this time
phoenix: this time they were safe
phoenix: all of them were immune to the cold
phoenix: even lord ravensfall edgeworth
phoenix: one night after the many weeks of phoenix's base burning down
phoenix: multiple times
phoenix: by lizard-men who joined north korea
phoenix: and were just plain out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
phoenix: they were finally safe
phoenix: then the damn lizard-men from north korea came
phoenix: but phoenix had a trick up his sleeve
phoenix: he summoned slendyboi (slenderman) out from an ace card from a card game
phoenix: and slendyboi killed the lizard-men
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: EXCEPT ME?
phoenix: yes
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Good
phoenix: then slendyboi teleported away to his lair of
phoenix: "i'm a mercenary who doesn't get paid, i haven't eaten in millenium, please someone send help"
phoenix: so once lord ravensfall edgeworth awoke the next day
phoenix: he found digornio standing over him
phoenix: digornio called to kirbyfan11 that lord ravensfall edgeworth had awoken
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Crap
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: I always knew he was an assassin or something
phoenix: and kirbyfan11 came over and gave lord ravensfall edgeworth some food
phoenix: but it was just some bread
phoenix: also a bit of wine
phoenix: but it was just water in wine bottles
phoenix: so after lord ravensfall edgeworth ate his food
phoenix: kirbyfan11 took out his phone
phoenix: and called phoenix
phoenix: phoenix was out searching for mia
phoenix: in the race of potato people
phoenix: phoenix answered the phone and heard the news of lord ravensfall edgeworth awakening
phoenix: so phoenix said
phoenix: "gimme time ffs i need to find mia"
phoenix: so phoenix eventually found mia
phoenix: and phoenix told her to come with him
phoenix: mia said no but then phoenix said we have seltzer and anime
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: xD
phoenix: so mia came with phoenix to his secret lair in antarctica
phoenix: mia saw lord ravensfall edgeworth and asked why he was tied up
phoenix: phoenix said
phoenix: "idfk, digornio did u forget to un-tie lord ravensfall edgeworth"
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: I swear to god if she teams up with you and like tortures me
phoenix: digornio said he did but digornio said it was on
phoenix: porpuise?
phoenix: yeah on porpuise
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: xD
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Purpose*
phoenix: the book is old
phoenix: we still got quite a bit of time to go on this fascinating story
phoenix: idfk how that makes sense but ok
phoenix: mia started going to watch anime
phoenix: then she asked 5 days later where the hell cj was
phoenix: phoenix forget to grab cj
phoenix: cj was in his mage tower off in scandavia
phoenix: (seriously, what the hell is the obsession with cold as hell places to live in?)
phoenix: *clears throat*
phoenix: anyway
phoenix: phoenix and kirbyfan11 went to get cj
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Dude this is better than like game of thrones
phoenix: cj agreed to come since he said that he wanted to see lord ravensfall edgeworth
phoenix: but cj also came because there were his favorite types of games to play
phoenix: and because phoenix and kirbyfan11 and digornio had cookies
phoenix: so cj teamed up with phoenix
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: I WANT COOKOES
phoenix: so did mia
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: COOKIES*
phoenix: lord ravensfall edgeworth ended up asking why the hell phoenix captured him
phoenix: phoenix said that he captured lord ravensfall edgeworth because lord ravensfall edgeworth was working for the enemy
phoenix: not the good guys
phoenix: phoenix, kirbyfan11 and digornio were the good guys
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS
phoenix: the potato people and lizard-men wanted to take over the world
phoenix: and kill everyone who wasn't a lizard
phoenix: nor an actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato
phoenix: like the actual damn food
phoenix: so lord ravensfall edgeworth teamed up with phoenix and was let go
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: HOW DARE YOU SLANDER MY TEAM
phoenix: digornio said they should move to somewhere warmer
phoenix: lord ravensfall edgeworth asked why phoenix said all the bad things about his army
phoenix: phoenix gave lord ravensfall edgeworth a scroll saying what the previous leader mark zuckerberg
phoenix: of what his intentions were
phoenix: it said his intentions were to rule over the land
phoenix: and unite lizards
phoenix: actual damn potatoes
phoenix: and robots
phoenix: to kill all of man-kind
phoenix: and dominate the world for themselves
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: ZUCKERBERG WAS ENLIGHTENED AND UNDERSTOOD WHAT US MORTALS COULDNT
phoenix: the book doesn't say that
phoenix: and history is always correct lord ravensfall edgeworth
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: BURN THE DANG BOOK
phoenix: but now phoenix and his new found friends
phoenix: moved somewhere actually warm
phoenix: that place being wisconsi- WAIT WISCONSIN ISN'T WARM
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE VICTORS PHOENIX
phoenix: lemme finish the story lord ravensfall edgeworth
phoenix: u said this was better than game of thrones
phoenix: it actually is
4Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: YOU COULD BE EVIL FOR ALL I KNOW
phoenix: no i'm not
phoenix: but once phoenix realized wisconsin wasn't wamr
phoenix: warm*
phoenix: they moved to
phoenix: vermont
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: BUT YOU DIDNT WANT FUTURE GENERATIONS TO KNKW THAT
phoenix: no no no
phoenix: i was good
phoenix: ur mind was plagued by lizard-men's rules
phoenix: of
phoenix: kill every mortal human u see
phoenix: so once phoenix got his nice luxorous lair
phoenix: set up
phoenix: for him and his friends
phoenix: which was big enough to the point
phoenix: where every bedroom
phoenix: was as big as a football field
phoenix: and every room 2 times that size
phoenix: it was a pretty good luxorous lair
phoenix: cj could be found in his room
phoenix: playing his anime games
phoenix: mia could be found in her room drinking seltzer and watching anime and reading comics
phoenix: phoenix could be found in his room just uh
phoenix: just sitting there
phoenix: he would play video games
phoenix: and talk with friends
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Drinking his problems away?
phoenix: kirbyfan11 could be found in his room playing anything nintendo related
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: xD
phoenix: digornio could be found with his 5 star 10/10 rated chef buddies
phoenix: making homemade digornio pizza
phoenix: and they changed the nightly meal
phoenix: everyday
phoenix: every week as well
phoenix: and uh then one day phoenix, kirbyfan11, digornio, cj, mia and lord ravensfall edgeworth
phoenix: combined their powers
phoenix: and killed mark zuckerberg's army
phoenix: but
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: Wait you didn’t say what I did in my room
phoenix: oh
phoenix: u just would be yelling at me on steam
phoenix: about hustle cat
Lord Ravensfall Edgeworth: sounds like me
phoenix: but mark zuckerberg survived the onslaught
phoenix: of his army
phoenix: and phoenix condemded mark zuckerberg to star in the new game by the creators behind detroit: become human
phoenix: MARK ZUCKERBERG: BECOME HUMAN