Defending Steam, one game at a time.

We're knights of the Pixely Table! We play games whenever we're able. We do routines and watch cut-scenes with keystrokes impec-cable, We play well here in Steam, we play games more often than we dream.
We're knights of the Pixely Table, our skills are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given games that are quite un-play-able,
We're keyboard mad in steam sometimes, we buy games with all our dimes.
In Competitive games we're tough and able, Quite in-de-feat-able. Between our quests we ace gaming tests and make sure we're not unstable!
It's a busy life in Steam!
Now let's pwn newbs with our laser beam!