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Medic main in Barotrauma and TF2 (kinda).

PSA: Do NOT try to jarate in real life.

Posting on my shell bc holy ♥♥♥♥ is this embarrassing. I don't know if Im high or what but in my moment of autism, i decided I will try to "jarate in real life" and decided with a fully conscious mind that this is a great idea.

So I did it. I pissed in a glass bottle in my room, but I made a critical blunder that rivals the hubris they speak of in Greek mythological literature. It was a tempered glass bottle.

So I walked out, and shout-whispered "jarate" and threw down a glass bottle. It did not break, leaving me with silence, and the quickly diminishing pride standing alone among the wreck (The piss that is now on my driveway)

Let this be a tale of caution. Sniper just makes it look easy, as he has the boon of being able to throw his piss at an actual french guy instead of 3 espresso shots, a diet coke and a misanthropic view on humanity.