I used to be an adventurer like you... What, did you expect anything else for the headline?!

Hello if you joined this group you used to be somebody you were proud of an adenturer (hence the name clever girl) but then you took an arrow (or any middle ages ranged amunition or weapon seeing as it has the exact same effect DON'T DISCRIMINATE! to the knee it is fine if it hits you anywere else in your body for example the brain resulting in of course severe brain damage or immidiate death or any other joint in the body impairing movement, If you are affected by this WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP! ahem anyway you are most likely every city guard ever (A job that can still possibly aggrovate your shattered kneecap, severed quadrecep tendon, a ruined pateller tendon etc and have of course played Elder scrolls, The witcher, Dragon age or any other fantasy RPG for that MATTER!!!!, We are here for you crappy armor peasant DISCLAIMER If a viking longbow was used then that is acceptable GOT YOU NOW YOU CAN'T GET TRIGGERED ahem sorry. But anyhow we deeply apoligise for your injuries whilst playing these great games and would like to help you in anyway we can (Plz don't sue us for neglect or not applying the proper treatment, we definately don't bribe judges and lawyers AND I DEFINATELY HAVE MY MEDICAL LICENCE.