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Virginia, United States
I assure you, such random outbursts shall not happen anymore. They will cease, as I have finally consulted my local doctor (who got fired three days after my brain worms surgery by the way, not important but I felt like including this detail.)
As reparations, I will do my very best to give you... yes YOU my good friend... one dinner date with the one and only JIMMY FALLON! The NBC comedic sensation that's sweeping the nation! I couldn't get Conan O'Brien, Andy Richter held me at gun point last time I sent a letter to him, so I hope this is enough for compensation.
Spraying you with a bottle like a common mutt won't do...clearly I have to be more creative in my punishment.
The blow must be precise and rupture the artery of tarnish words spoken through you sparkplug.
The doubters and parasites will not have their victory...even if they have to consume your psyche and make you spew these lies my pixie.