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Recent reviews by Waterpig

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1 person found this review helpful
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789.8 hrs on record (645.2 hrs at review time)
After 645 hours, I have realized that there aren't 9 idiots in every match, but 10
Posted 4 July, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
57.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
All but abandoned now, was fun while it lasted
Posted 7 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.9 hrs on record (50.5 hrs at review time)
Year after actually finishing it for the first time, this was not what I expected, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, wish I could experience it again.

Also I believe this left me permanently traumatized. Can recommend
Posted 24 January, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
532.5 hrs on record (442.1 hrs at review time)
Hey the bots are gone it's fun
Posted 4 June, 2024. Last edited 14 March, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
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1,153.6 hrs on record (1,150.9 hrs at review time)
Years of ignoring the playerbase, with the end goal being what can be only described as robbing one blind of both their enjoyment and money.
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.6 hrs on record
Would recommend. Ofcourse contains gold source ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movement, but it still is fun after the years
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
104.8 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
This game truly appeals to the male fantasy.

I spent 40 hours on this game in 4 days. My life is only this game. This game will consume you.

Please help. My wife left me with the kids.
Posted 28 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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15.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
The gameplay is exciting and REALLY fun. I really like the overall goofiness.

However, I have some complaints:
The game is kinda short and lacks an endgame. When you rush medium crates you can pretty easily collect 3-5 vampirisms, in combination with many more powerful powerups by day 4. The mobility and health boost you will get from this is enormous, and thanks to this your health constantly grows with each night. (This works on Gamer difficulty)

Stone is absolutely useless after you build like 5 furnaces, making it fill your inventory. I would eighter suggest a trash slot that removes useless items (Like in terraria), or a stone funnel (Maybe stone fortifications or this one thing I suggest 2 lines lower)

The game lacks any special items a typical roguelike has, which really hurts the replay value, as there is really nothing to do after like 4 hours.

The upgrades you get are very limited, which usually does hurt larger groups of players (There is always gonna be someone who hogs everything). I would suggest fixing this (Together with the stone problem) by allowing the challenge stones to be crafted for a high amount of stone (3-4 stacks). However, these will not summon just 3 enemys, but 6-8, which will be more powerful (maybe something like 2 skulls). This will add a higher risk for upgrades lategame.


Overall, I give this game a 6/10, has got a lotta potential and is super fun, but lacks in many places.
Posted 12 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.6 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Its what it is. A 3d modelling, sculpting and texturing software. Also can do animations both 2d and 3d
Posted 10 March, 2021.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Not pog
Posted 12 December, 2020.
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