It is I, scientistB. Midnight Writer, Destroyer of Dutchbags, Collector of Karma, Lover of Hugs.
Hugs are my life-force. They keep me flourishing. Once I have collected enough hugs I shall evolve to my true form, Hugthulhu, and encase the entire universe in giant hugs. So feed me.
I will inject Protein Shakes into my bloodstream if I find a way that doesn't kill me in the process.

And now, my relations to the bestest friends in the universe.

Owned by Didu the Perfect
Visited the backup wife Cara
Listening to the devil(s) on my shoulder
Serves customers with Customer Services
Protects dear Suwa's precious smile
Can always rely on Sue
Had a hatechild with some freaking Mage
Shoutout to the only ex who doesn't want my head!

This cutie is my waifu. I love you
Y'all mean the world to me. You're mine forever.

Discord: hugthulhu

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