You wanna know how I got these stats?

My steam account was a lurker, and a forgotten one. And one night, this game goes off crazier than usual. My steam deck gets the upload and I play myself but walk away.

The cards don't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, Balatro takes my time away hour by hour, cards laughing while it does it.

The developer turns to me and says, "Why so studious?" Comes at me with the free update. "WHY SO STUDIOUS?"

The game takes over my life, and my mouth whispers... "Let's put an enhancement on that face card."