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Recent reviews by 100% Orange Jew

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2 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Very similar to the other Detective Grimoire games, but everything is slightly more polished and streamlined.
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Beating this game to get the good ending made me feel good. As a person.
Posted 6 February, 2017.
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14.1 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Tired of shooting brown people with bullethoses in the same boring modern military fps? Well if you are, The Darkness II should provide you with a fun distraction while you wait for the next Crysis or Metro games. The visuals are beautiful, sporting a comic book style similar to borderlands that will please your eyes without frying your graphics card. The gameplay is good, visceral fun! Impaling an mobster with a metal pole never gets boring, even when the canned execution animations do. You'll rip and tear your way through a fun story that, despite Jackie's terrible plans, is quite entertaining, filled with memorable characters and plenty of spectacle. The Asylum parts specifically I found particularly interesting. Unfortunately the campaign is over in about 4-6 hours, but it's paced very well and never feels remotely boring.

Overall this game has almost everything most first person shooters come out today forget about: a good story, a sense of pacing, diverse combat, and color pallete with more than just a few shades of brown.
Posted 23 September, 2014.
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7.5 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Despite the aging graphics, this game is one of the scariest ever made.
Posted 25 April, 2013.
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15.1 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Counter Strike, do you really need me to tell you to get this?
Posted 31 July, 2012.
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4.6 hrs on record
A funny, somewhat cthuloid point and click with a great sense of humor and a fantastic combat system that combines the old ATB system with a clever blocking system. Plus its cheap as hell, so go crazy.
Posted 31 July, 2012.
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244.0 hrs on record (155.7 hrs at review time)
A combination of RPG, RTS, Swordfighting action and economic simulation all crammed into an amazing package that takes up less than a gig.
Posted 19 April, 2012.
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