Recent reviews by Simon

At the first time, I do my best to try again
against the inevitable tragedy.

In the second time, I become disgusted
towards the inevitable tragedy.

The third time, disgust is overwhelmed into painfulness.
But by the seventh time, this all becomes a farce comedy.

UwU oh my goshies, wet me tewws u about HowoCuwe! (≧◡≦)/ Dis gamey is sooooooo kyoot and fun, it’s wike a big snuggwy bwend of chaos and adowabweness, wike a huggwe fow uws wowwd!!! 💖✨

So, u start as one of da supew-dupew kawaii HowoLive wivewies, each of dem is wike... sooooooo pweshus!!! 🥺👉👈 Evewyone gots dewe own special uwu pwofession, wike pew-pew pew pew attacks or biggie cwazy abilities dat make da screen go BWOOM! ✨ And it feews wike uws heawt is EXPWODING wif wuv fwom aww da wittwe detaiws dey put in!! 🥺💕

Da gameplay is supew simpwe but SOOOO addicting. U just pew-pew pew pew aw da time, wif mobs of spooky wittwe enemies COMING atchu fwom evewy diwection wike "Rawr! We wanna get u!" but u go noooo, pew pew PEW PEW UWU!! UwU~ 🌟 It feews wike a dancey-dance of wuv and wow. 💃✨ Plus, u can wevew up and get coow new stuffies, wike big powewups and silly funny weaponsies, to pewpew pew even MOAR!!! 🥳

And da artstywe??? OMGIES!!! It’s wike it was kissed by da ANGELS of cuteness!!! ✨😇 UwU evewything is wike sooooo tiny and pwetty wike chibi magic. Even da wittwe enemies awe adowabwe but sowwy, dey gotta go bye-bye wif uws pewpew pew-pews. 🥲✌️

Da best pawt ish da WUV!!! 💖 U can feew how much da devs wuv HowoLive wif aww da sneaky inside jokesies, cute wittwe winks, and wuvvy detaiws dat make fans go "Kyaa!!! I kno dis!!". Ewwytime u un-wock sumfing new, it feews wike a wawm wittwe hug fow uws souw. (≧ω≦)

I couwd go on fowevew about how HowoCuwe makes my heawty go doki-doki 💓 but just twust me, it’s a gamey dat makes evewyone feew aww snuggwy and happy-happy!!! UwU so if u wike cute-stuffies, pew-pew-stuffies, ow uws HowoLive waifuwus—PLAY IT NAO!! (◕‿◕✿)/

UwU scawe: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 outta 5, cuz uwu can’t count dis much adowabweness!! (✧ω✧)

Oh my gwosh, fwiend! 🥺 Have you evew been to da magical wand of Skywim? It's wike, totes amazing and soopew spawkly! ✨ Imagine youwself, a tiny wittle cutie, wobbling awound in dis gweat big wowwd wif dwagons and dwagonboos and all kinds of spooooky stuffs! 😱

Da Stowy 🎇 So, you'we dis Dwagonbooooo! Wike, fow weaw! UwU. You got da voice of a dwagon and evewytime you go "FUS RO DAH" 🌪️ it goes BOOM and makes da bad guys go fwooshy away! So much powew, wight? 😤 But it's not just about scweaming at things (but dat's pwetty fun too)! You gotta find out why aww dese big scawy dwagons awe coming back to life and being wude! 😤😤 So, you go on dis supew big adventuwe to save da day, meet wots of cute and siwwy characters, and make choices dat make youw heart go doki-doki! 💖

Da Wowwd 🌍 Skywim is WAAAAY huge! Wike, woah! 🤯 It's full of pwetty wittle fwowews 🌼 and tall mountains and spwarkly watews and snow. So much snow! ❄️☃️ You can get wost in dis pwace just expwowing awound, picking fwiendly wittle herbs and going on mini-adventuwes wif fuzzy wittle foxies. 🦊

Da Quests 📜 Oh, my gosh, fwiend, dere awe sooooo many tings to do in Skywim! You can join da Thieves’ Guild if you wanna be a sneaky sneaky peep! 🕵️‍♂️ OwO Ow maybe join da Dark Bwotherhood if you wanna do some scawy assassin stuffs! 😈 OwO Ow, if you feew supew hewoic, you can join da Companions and be a big, stwong woofer! 🐺

And den, dere’s da MAIN quest where you gotta fight BIG SCARY DWAGONS!!! 🐉 RAWR! But dere's wike, a zillion side quests, and each one is so fun and speshul! It's wike opening a wittle pwesent evewy time you stawt one! 🎁

Da Pewks & Pwogwession 🌟 As you go 'wound and make da bad guys go bye-bye, you get stwongew! 💪✨ You can wearn magic, be a sneaky-boi wif a bow, ow jus' go CHOP CHOP wif a big swooord! 🗡️ And da pewks? Oh my gwosh, dey’re so kyoot and customizable! You can make youw charactew into whatever uwu want! So much fwexibiwity! UwU

Da Gwaphics 🎨 Waaahhh, Skywim is so pwetty! 😍 Da sunsets? Bweathtaking! 🌅 Da nights wif da Nowd-wights? To die fow! 🌌✨ Evewy wittwe detaiw is so spwarkly and bootiful, you'll wanna take a nap in da gwass and wook at da staws fowevew! 🌠

Da Music 🎵 Da music? 🥺 It's wike a wawm hug fow youw eaws! 🎶 So epic, so majestic! You'ww feew wike a hewo aww da time, even when you’we just wawking awound and picking fwowers! 🌷🎶

Concwusion 🏰 If you haven’t pwayed Skywim yet, what awe you doing, smol bean? 😭 It’s wike da bestest adventuwe evew! UwU Go, go! Get wost in dis majectic, wondewful, snowy pwace! 💖 Dwagons awe waiting fow you! And so awe da sweetwewwos! 😋

Skywim is wike, a big, cozy bwanket fow youw soul wif lots of suwpwises and magic! You'ww nevew wanna weave! OwO

10/10, would FUS RO DAH again! 🌟

(つ≧▽≦)つ Oh my gwash, dis quote is jus’ da cutest! ✨ "You take a sip fwom youw twusty Vauwt-13 canteen" uwu~ UwU! Wet me bweak dis down intwo smaww bities fow u!

Sooo, first off, "You take a sip" is wike, omg, sow cozy and comfy~ 🍵 I can awmost feew da wawmth in my tummy as u take a wittle sip-sip from da canteen, wight? It’s wike you'we huwgling up wif a nice hot dwinkie on a chiwwy day, uwu~ 🥰✨

And dennn, "from youw twusty"!!! Oh em geeee~ (≧◡≦)⸝⸝☆ Twusty means wike, it's youw favowite, wight? Wike, it’s always been dere for u, neber gonna wet u down~ ♡ It's wike a fwiend dat u can depend on, aways and foreber, nu mattew what! UwU so adowabwe~!

Nowww, "Vault-13 canteen"—dis is wike, soooooo epic and cute at da same time! UwU! Wike, dis isn’t just any canteen, nuuu~ dis is a Vauwt-13 canteen! Wike, vewy speshal and pwobably got lots of adventuwes behind it, wight? 🚀✨ It’s wike, u and uww canteen have been thwough thick and thin together, fowebah bonded~ (✿◠‿◠) So pwesious!

So, ovewaww, dis quote is wike a hug in wittle wowds, it makes my heawt go doki-doki (〃ω〃)💕 It’s full of cozy feewings, twust, and adventuwous spiwit! UwU, I can’t even~ It’s too cute, too pwesious, too epic! ✨

Oh em gosh, pwaying DOOM 2016 is like stepping into a bouncy house filled wif spikes and fweaky demons! (>w<)/~ This gamey is an absolute bwoodthirsty mastewpiece, and it’s totally wild from stawt to finish! 🎮💥

So, you start off as this epic Doom Swiayer (OwO) and you’re just vibing in a sarcophagus, pwobably dreamin’ of cute puppies or somethin’, when all of a sudden – BAM! You wake up and it’s demon-smashin’ time!!! 😈🔨 The gamey wastes no time wif fancy intwoductions – just gimme my shotgun and let me at ‘em, owo! The combat is sooo fast, it’s like twying to catch a hyperactive kitten wif one hand while juggling fireballs wif the other. 🔥🐱

The wevel designs? UwU~ Sooo cweative and spooky-wooky! You’ll be hopping around like a hyper bunny wabbit on a sugar wush! 🌟 You’ll scwamble through demonic labs and scawy temples while EVERYTHING around you twies to, like, chomp your face off! But it’s okay ‘cause you can just wip ‘n tear through evewything with the most deliciously violent “glowy-kills” (squee!!!) w. The gory bits? Oh my, they’re like little gushes of wainbows if wainbows were made of demon guts. 🌈💀

The music, tho? OMIGOSH, it’s like the soundtrack to a kitty cat rave in HELL. 🎶🔥 The guitars are all chugga-chugga-chug, making your heart go doki doki while you shwred through enemies like a tiny ball of uwu-fury. You’ll find yourself bouncing in your seat, headbanging wike a twue Doom-kitten. 🐾🎸

But oh nuu, don’t get me stawted on the lore! It’s like twying to read a scwipt in an ancient demon language that’s 50% gibberish and 50% edge-lord poetry. OwO But who even cares when you’re too busy smewting demons with a chainsaw, amirite? (≧ω≦)/

The weapwon upgrades make you feel wike a true UwU-Warrior with each pew-pew getting more epic as you go. By the end, you’re pweaty much a tiny god of destruction with a BFG9000 that just goes BOOM and makes evewything go byebye! 😳💥

So, if you wanna feel wike a smol bundle of adowable violence, DOOM 2016 is the purrfect way to let out your inner rage-kitten! 😼💣 Just don’t forget to bweak for head pats after each gory spwree, okay? giggles 😋💕

Pway it. UwU~

OwO, hai there cutie-patootie! Today we gonna tawk 'bout Fallout 4, da most kawaii post-apocalyptic game evah! 🌸✨ Even though it's not da bestest Fallout game (that would be New Vegas, no doubt 😘), it's still super duper fun and full of awesomeness, nya! Let's dive into this wasteland adventuwe togethew, uwu! 🌟

Firsties, let's tawk about da stowy! Fallout 4 stawts wif you waking up fwom a long, long nap in a cozy vault (well, not so cozy 😹). You gotta find your kidnapped baby, Shaun! 😱 The wowwd is supah big and open, full of weirdo cweatures and scavengers! Expwowing da wasteland is wike going on a big scavenger hunt wif surprises around evewy corner, heehee! 🌍💖

Now, let's tawk 'bout da pew-pew stuff! 🔫✨ Da combat is super duper fun! You get to use all sorts of cute guns and build your own wif mods! Pew-pew all da baddies, but don't forget to loot their stuff! 😼 There's even VATS, where you can slow time and aim for weak spots wike a pwow! Time to go brrrr! ⏳💥

OMG, da settlements! 🏠💖 You can build your own wittle towns and invite all your wasteland fwiends to live there! Deco-wate them wif pwetty wights, pwants, and even giant mecha-kitties (okay, not weally, but that would be cute, right? 😸)! It's wike pwaying house but in a post-apocalyptic wowwd! Yay! 🌟

Da characters are totes adorbs! You've got Dogmeat, da bestest doggo who nevew dies (thank goodness! 😭💕), and Codsworth, your wobot butler who speaks in da cutest Bwitish accent! And then there are all da other cuties you meet, wike Piper, who loves to gossip, and Nick Valentine, da wobot detective who's wike a noir movie star! 🐶🤖👧🕵️

Even though New Vegas is my fave (soooo much charm and stowy, nyan! 💖), Fallout 4 is all 'bout da fun! It's not as deep in stowy, but who cares when you can spend hours building and exploring and pew-pewing baddies, right? It's wike a sandbox full of toys! 🌈🧸

So, if you wanna have a super duper fun time in a big, open wowwd wif lotsa stuff to do and see, Fallout 4 is purrrfect! Just don't expect it to be da deepest, most sewious stowy evah, and you'll have a bwast! Let's go save Shaun and build some epic settlements togethew, cutie! UwU 💖🎉✨

Oh my goshies, Fawwout 3 is wike the cutest wittwe post-apocawypse adventuwe evew! 🌟🌾 Pwepare youwself fow a wowwd of wuvabwe chaos in the Wasteland! 💖✨

Firstie, you stawt off as a tiny bb in Vault 101, bown to the adorbs Daddy James 🥺💕 (voiced by the smoof Liam Neeson, uwu). You get to gwow up wif him and it's sooo kawaii! You even get a wittle BB gun to pew pew at tawgets, hehe! But oh nooo, Daddy goes poof! 😱 You haz to weave the cozy Vault to find him, ventuwing into the big scawy Capitaw Wasteland.

The Wasteland is wike a huuuge sandbox of cuddwy mutants and fwiendwy supa mutants (jk, they’re kinda meanie 🥺). But it's otay! You can find cute wittle towns wike Megaton, with a biiig boom-boom in the middwe. You can choose to be a good wittle bb and save it, or be a mischievious scamp and make it go boom! 💣✨

In the Wasteland, you meet all sowts of fun charactews! Thwee Dog is a paw-some DJ who gives you updates on youw adventuwe! 🎶 And Moira, she’s a cutie patootie scientist who gives you quests to make a super-duper survival guide! 📚✨

Combat is so much fun! You get to use V.A.T.S., which is wike a tuwn-based combat system but in weal time! Pew pew at the bad guys with the most adorbs animations! 🌟🔫 Oh, and don’t fowget to pick up wittle bobbleheads and cowwect all the caps! They’re shiny and make you feel wike a twue adventurer! 💰✨

And the story, oh my stars! 🌌 It’s a mix of twagic and hopeful, with you twying to find Daddy and save the Wasteland fwom the ebul Enclave! 🥺❤️ They’re twying to contwol the water suppwy, those meanies! But with the help of the Bwootherhood of Steel, you can stop them and be a hewo! 💪✨

The gwaphics might be a bit owdie but they have this wustic charm to them. The Wasteland wooks wike a big, dusty pwaygwound! 🌾🌟

So, if you want a game that’s full of adventuwe, cute quests, and the chance to be a wittle hewo, Fawwout 3 is pewfect for you! Go on and save the Wasteland, you pwecious wittle expwower! 💖🌟🌈

Oh my gwoshies, where do I even stawt wif Fawwout New Vegas! Dis game is totes adowbs and supew duper fun~! (>w<)/ Wet's dive into dis post-apocawyptic, cutie-patootie wowld, shaww we? 🌵✨

So, wike, you stawt off as dis supew bwave Cowwier who's dewivewing a shiny package, but oh noes! 😱 You get ambushed by some meanie, and he steaws your pwetty package and weaves you fow dead! But dwon't wowwy, cuz a sweetie-pie wobot named Victow wescues you, and Dw. Mitcheww patches you up! UwU 💖

The Mojave Wasteland is huuuge and fuww of so many pwetty sights and interesting pweople to meet! 🏜️ Fwom the bustling stweets of New Vegas to the spooky wuins of old casinos, there's always something to expwore and new fwiends (ow enemies!) to make. And the factions! Oh my goodness, there are so many! You can be besties wif the N.C.W., join the tough Wegion, ow just go sowo and do your own thing. Choices, choices! ✨🤔✨

The charactews are soooo memowabwe! 😍 Wike, there's Boone, the supew sewious snipaw wif a twagic backstowy, and Cass, the sassy cowgiwl who wuvs her whiskey. And who couwd fowget Yes Man, the cheewy AI who's always there to hewp you out? They all have such deep stowies and feel wike weal fwends. (*≧ω≦)

Combat is supew funsies too! Pew-pew wif wasers, boom-boom wif guns, ow just whackity-whack wif mewee weapons. And don't fowget VATS, the system that wets you pause and pick where to attack! It's wike, "Which pawt of the baddy do you wanna boop first?" Hehe! 🎯💥

The quests are soooo interesting and vawied! You can hewp out a whole bunch of people or be a sneaky sneak and do some mischievous things. Wike, one moment you’re hewping a town from scawy fiends, and the next, you’re gambling your caps away in a fancy casino! There's never a duww moment. 🃏💰

And wet's not fowget the music! 🎶 The wadio tunes are supew catchy and totawwy fit the vibe of wandewing through the desert. Mistew New Vegas has such a smooth voice, it’s wike he’s giving you a verbaw hug evewy time you tune in. (^_^)

But, wike, evewy game has its oopsies, and Fawwout New Vegas has some bugs. Sometimes things get a bit gwitchy, but that's okay! It just adds to the charm, y'know? Pwus, there are wots of patches and mods to make things bettew if you want! 🛠️✨

Ovewaww, Fawwout New Vegas is wike, the ultimate adventuwe! It's got heawt, action, and a whole wotta pewsonawity. If you haven't pwayed it yet, what awe you waiting fow? Go out there and make the Mojave your pwaygwound, you adowable wittle expworer! (つ≧▽≦)つ🌟

Omg, hai hai sweetie-pie! 🌸✨ I gots ta tell you 'bout dis sugoi gamey-wamey called Postal 2! It's, like, totes amazeballs and full of fun fun times! 😺🎮

Soo, when you first stawt da game, you pway as dis adowable wittle guy called da Postal Dude. He's, like, super duper cool and has da fluffiest hair, uwu. Da whole game is like a big sandbox and you can do whatevs you want! 😻 You can expwore dis supa kawaii town and meet all sorts of qwooky characters. Da town is just bursting wif personality, it's like a big adventure pwaygwound! 🌈🌟

One of da bestest pawts is how you can intewact wif evewything! You can pick up stuff, use it in funny-wunny ways, and even pway pwanks on people. It's so siwwy and fun! 😹✨ You can deliver package-wackages, pee-pee on fings (so nawty, hehe 😳💦), and even feed kitties! 🐱💖 And speaking of kitties, you can use dem as siwencers on your gun. It's so wacky-wacky and cute at da same time, like, who comes up wif dis stuff? 😂

Da humor in dis game is just purrfect. It's full of jokey-wokeys and meme-y goodness. Even tho it's kinda dawk sometimes, it never stops being funny-wunny. Dere's a wot of satire and it pokes fun at so many fings in society, like a big siwwy parody. It's like, “hehe, I see what you did dere!” 😹👌

Oh! And da gwaphics, while maybe a bit old-school, are suuper charming and coworful! 🌈 Da town is all detailed and stuff, wif wotsa hidden secrets to find. It's like an Easter egg hunt evewy day! 🐣💕

Da missions are also super duper fun! 🎯 Whether you're twying to buy milky-wilky, wetuwn a wibrary book, or survive a zombie apocawypse, it's always exciting and diffewent. You never know what cwazy thingy is gonna happen next, and it keeps you on your toesies! You can be a good wittle bean or a total twoublemaker, it's all up to you! 😇😈

Postal 2 is one of dose games dat's just a joy to pway. It's siwwy, fun, and full of surpwises. If you wanna have a good time and waff a wot, dis is da game for you! Just remember, it's all in good fun, so don't take it too sewiously, kay? 😘💞

So go on, give Postal 2 a twy! It's a wild wide you won't fowget! UwU 💖✨

Oh my gwosh, where do I even stawt wiff this twavesty? 😤💔 Gwamp Thewt Auto: San Andweas was once a mawstewpiece, a weaw gem of the gaming wowwd, but this so-cawwed "Definitive Edition" is a cowmplete and uttwer disastew! 🥺🔪

Fowst of aww, the gwaphics awe an absowute nightmawe. 😱🌌 They pwomised a bweathtaking wendew of the cwassic game, but what did we get? Chawactews that wook wike they’ve been dwawn by a wiggle wiggle pen, wif wonky pwopohtions and hawwibwe, hawwibwe faciaw expwessions. 😰👾 The enbiwonment is wike a wazy dewivate of a chiwd’s dwawing, wif twrees and buildings that wook wike they’ve been snatched fwom a 1990’s wownout game, not a so-phisticated, beautifuw 2021 wemaster. 🌲🏢

The contwows awe even wowse! 😖✨ They’we as cwunky as a wed-eyed zombie on a scawy hawwoween night. 🍬👻 The owiginal had its twoubles, but dis one? UwU, it’s a disastew on a whole new wevel! Movements awe so swow and wesponsive as a sweepy snaiw in winter, making missions fwustwating and unpweasant. 🐌❄️ And don’t even get me stawted on the vehicwe contwols, which awe just as scuffed as the rest of the game! 🚗💥

And the bugs? Oh, the bugs. 🐛🪲 It’s wike stepping into a buggy jungle, evewything fwom pop-in issues to cwashed textures and even game-bweaking gwitches! 😡🔧 How did dis evew get past testing?! 😳😵‍💫 It’s a twain wweck! 🚂💔

Awso, the music – oh my, the music! 🎶💔 They couldn’t even keep the owiginal songs?! How can you twake away those iconic twacks that made us feew wike kings and queens of San Andweas?! 🎤😭 The westwicted wistening options awe just anothew naiw in the coffun of this hawwibwe wemaster. 🪦🎵

I was weawwy wooking fowwawd to wewiving my chiwdhood memowies in gworious HD, but instead, I got a hawf-baked, wushed pwoduct that fewws wike a cheap cash gwab. 💸💔 Wockstaw, y-you’ve wost my twust wif dis one, and it huwties so bad. 🥺😢 Pwease fix it, ow my heawt will nevew be the same again! 😭💔

So, to evewyone thinking about getting dis so-cawwed "Definitive Edition," pwease save youwself the headache and disappointment. 😤🚫 Go back to the owiginal, and wemember San Andweas for what it twuwy was – a mawstewpiece. 💖🎮

Wuv, a vewy angwy but still cute gamer. 🥺👉👈