Recent reviews by NotReallyRoyal

ngl

yall messed this game up real bad

It's a complete goat ♥♥♥♥.

It's ass. The sounds are ass. The movement is ass. The guns has no weight. I just played this game for about 7 minutes and the only thing that happens is getting kills, being killed by players, and being killed by the admin over and over and over and over again. Getting killed by the admins will happen alot and by that I mean that the admin would kill EVERYONE in an never ending cycle. That is not fun.

The game has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ map design. Matter of fact, LAZY MAP DESIGN. The maps look like a TFC/Quake Live ripoff. Slants everywhere. JumpPads everywhere. Corridors everywhere. Not at all well-thought or original. The maps are too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE! I only got one kill and died 3 times by 2 different players. After that, all I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did was walk around the map looking for someone to kill! It's better shown if you play yourself.

The character models are generic. The first one you see looks like a stock militant "anime" asian man. Also, the model looks like ♥♥♥♥. Did I mention that? The first set ofvweapon(s) you get is the machine gun and a "splatbat". The Splatbat is just a normal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bat. Nothing special about it except that it looks like it got shoved deep up someone's rectum and the blood stained on the bat and it won't get off. The textures are just as bad as the character models.

Just play the game yourself so you can be tortured in an internal cycle of deaths.

It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. Sucks so much it ♥♥♥♥♥.
Having to wait 8 minutes for a match to begin isn't fun.
Also, Minecraft ripoff.

This game is called Block N Load yet it should be called "Load-N-Loading" because that's all you do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do in this damn game!

1. It's boring.
2. "The open world is too open."
3. Classes that are ass.
4. Emo white kid with white hair thinks he's the ♥♥♥♥ like Vegeta from DBZ.
5. No tits.

There's two shotguns.

People gotten butthurt over 2 dollar mods.
11/10

Game: Hooray! You just became a billionare!
Me: Great! Might as well buy more lemonde stands!

I've looked at the other reviews and I've doubted them. I wanted to give this game a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chance but it screwed my damn ass over multiple times.

1. The game doesn't work. When you load the game and go on a server, it crashes.
2. You can only put about 17 characters for your damn nickname. I wanted to put "This game is a sack of horse diarreha," but I couldn't so I simply put, "Mr. Gre."
3. This part is just me nitpicking. The logo looks like ♥♥♥♥. The background screen looks like ♥♥♥♥. Whats with the lack of music and if there's music on there, why is it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ low? Terrible servers. Terrible execution.

If you want to doubt me and say I'm lieing, go ahead, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEVENTEEN SECOND DOWNLOAD BUTTON IS RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE ON THE STORE PAGE.
The game is less than 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GB. It's most likely less than 50 MBs. I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care. Just don't download this game, OK?

Mannpower?
More like....Mann this gamemode is full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.