Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here 'cause I get friendzoned so frequently, but that's okay. It's not as pleasant as you'd think, they don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect. Anyway, where we droppin' boys?