Processor - dual bananas 2.4 FPS (Faps Per Seconds)

RAM - 12 reese's pieces spinning in a hamster wheel

Hard Drive - An acorn stuffed with wires

Graphics Card - The pocket lint stored in my old pants for years

Monitor - My window

Operating System - I stuffed a rotten apple in my dual banana

Warranty - what's that? Is that something you eat?

Backup Device - A fake stuffed bird I keep under my bed