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Rest in peace Michael Willis 'Yes King' Heard :steamsad:
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My Discord is tarko if you want to add on there, just send me a message saying who you are when you do :cleanseal:

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Team Fortress 2
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Mannifest Destiny
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Tachanka Dance (Grog IEM Afterparty 2025)
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๐“ ๐“ข๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ข๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต
Its 9:00 on a Saturday

The attackers shuffle in

There's an old Maestro crouching next to me, making love to his ALDA and gin

"He says son can you guard the hostage, our team is just rushing for kills. Oh its sad and sweet and I did it complete when I wore Castle's clothes"

La la la, di da da

La la, di da da dum

Sing us a song you're on the objective

Stay on the objective tonight

Well we're all in the mood for a rank up

And you haven't teamkilled all night

Now Lion at the bar is a friend of mine

He spots the enemies for free

And hes quick with a prayer or to drop the defuser

But there's some tournament where he'd rather be

He says "Maverick I believe this is nerfing me, as the smile ran away from his face"

"Well im sure that I could be a pickable option If I could get out of this place"

La la la, di da da

La la, di da da dum

Now Tachanka is a turret enthusiast

Who never had time for a reload

And hes talking with Blitz whose mechanics are on the fritz

and probably will be for life

And the Recruit is practicing tactics

As the operators slowly disconnect

oh their sharing a bug they call bad connection

but its better then playing alone

Sing us a song you're on the objective

Stay on the objective tonight

Well we're all in the mood for a rank up

And you haven't teamkilled all night

Its a pretty laggy lobby for a Saturday

And the devs give me a smile, Cause they know its me who's โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ with glee

To distract the redditors for awhile

And the nitro cell sounds like static

and the headset smells like chips

And they sit at the spawn and rattle em off

and say 'Platinum what're you doing here"

La la la, di da da

La la, di da da dum

Sing us a song you're on the objective

Stay on the objective tonight

Well we're all in the mood for a rank up

And you haven't teamkilled all night
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The Official Goron City Group
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Explosive Creeper
MINECRAFT
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Garry's Mod
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285
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2,083
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28%
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How to get good at fuze (and get a girlfriend)
Created by - Risus
96 ratings
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Today I will share this life changing guide to teach you not only how to be good at fuze, but how to also find yourself a romantic partner.
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Our father, who art in his mansion, Luigi be thy name.
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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
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Hours played
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Ash
500 XP
Achievement Progress   48 of 48
+43
Review 1
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Games Owned
217
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10
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PAYDAY 2
316 Hours played
So, listen to this comedic story. It starts with two individuals, King Bach, and his friend. King Bach gets famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King Bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that King Bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did King Bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does King Bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
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MultiVersus
217 Hours played
This game could give me the best head and give me a perfect rim job and I would still rather the suicide route.
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Perfect Games
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Perfect Games
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Marvel Rivals
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last played on 26 Apr
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Ash
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+43
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20 Jan @ 11:16pm 
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2 Minute Noodles
19 Jan @ 4:25pm 
+rep is a neal rigga
staphs
12 Nov, 2025 @ 3:26am 
+rep so good player in tf2
active shooter
13 Aug, 2025 @ 1:19am 
Oh no! some unemployed keyboard warriors are upset about a comment I made, not only do you guys not know how to have fun in MvM, you guys don't know how to have fun at gaming events. :steamsalty::cleanseal:
im dat n****
13 Aug, 2025 @ 1:14am 
calling us virgins while u cosplaying r6 dumbass