The Cork Dealer
Steven Armstrong

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After 100%ing Garfield Kart Furious Racing, I have now come to realise that the game is honestly one of the best games I have ever played. The fact that this amazing game exists is a testament that good things can happen in this cold, dark world. To be frank, I think this game is one of the most perfect games that has ever been released, and I am utterly appalled that more people don't talk about this game in a positive light, considering its remarkably low price for the amount of utter enjoyment you get out of this amazing title is astonishing, and I wonder how more people haven't picked it up already, let alone played it for more than 20 minutes. Sometimes I ponder to myself, Is it really possible that maybe I have the worse opinion? when I tell people this game is good most of them don't even give me a proper response, hell some of them call me stupid for having the opinion I have. Perhaps I have made a lapse in judgement by naming this as one of the best and most enjoyable games ever made, but then I realise that, well, most people in this world are utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who have no idea what a good game is, so I ask any of the people who have read this far to pick up the game and that you play it for at least an hour so you can create a half decent idea of what you think of this game and tell me, don't you think this is a good game or even one of the best games on Steam?. Hell, one of the best games of all time?, I hope that you can say yes to any one of those questions as I hope that you can see the light that this game shines down onto the gaming industry.
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Created by - bill
312 ratings
This one of a kind guide is about the wonders of our Cult. The Waluigi Cult. Have you ever Wa'ed out of contect or randomly? Thats your body reacting, it wants to be apart of this. Dont deny it. Waluigi is the savior.
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Epstein kidnapped me when I was eleven.
He showed me his schlong, feels like heaven.
I can't accept that Epstein is gone.
When it comes to grooming, I was his number one.
If they ever release the Epstein files,
they will find my name there at least twenty times.
Melody is my queen.
Epstein, where have you been?
Femboy Epstein 同性性行為 25 Dec, 2025 @ 3:25pm 
[Chorus]
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Skibidi New Year
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Skibidi New Year

[Verse 1]
Good tidings we drop (Fa-la-la), mewing nonstop (Fa-la-la)
Grilled chicken stars falling, brainrot to the top (Fa-la-la)
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
Ohio keeps calling, we're mogging again

[Chorus]
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Skibidi New Year
Six-sevеn on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a mеrry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Skibidi New Year
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Six-seven on a merry Rizzmas
Skibidi New Year

[Verse 2]
Good aura we bring to clankers and kin
We're mogging through Ohio, the rizz has begun
Good aura we bring to clankers and kin
John Pork in the distance, he's calling again
The Cork Dealer 23 Jun, 2025 @ 7:19am 
Thats fair tbh my bad cuh
Femboy Epstein 同性性行為 23 Jun, 2025 @ 3:49am 
>plays tomboy adventure
>wont play the femboy game i got him for christmas

I hope you have to watch female comedians for 15 hours followed by sounding with a skibidi toilet toy
The Cork Dealer 20 Jun, 2025 @ 4:04pm 
She spring on my trap till I William Afton
Heikorn 20 Jun, 2025 @ 3:07pm 
+rep I'm springing my trap