Recent reviews by Moon Pie

I loved Ginormo Sword back in the day and this game takes a lot of inspiration from it. However, the game is not very long or challenging at all, i was capable of beating it twice in like 40-ish minutes. I enjoyed the brief experience but it is simply not worth 8 dollars.
Also the music was bland as hell.

Not having the victory screens after a match is pretty disappointing. Also when I run 3rd Strike on MAME it never has a problem, yet here there's an occasional brief stutter during matches. It doesn't throw me off too much or anything, but it's really annoying.
But it's still Street Fighter and it's still fun to play with friends, so i guess it's worth it if you really dont want to just grab some free roms off the internet for whatever reason.

Was expecting a sort of supernatural mystery affair with puzzles and exploration, but instead I got a load of teenage drama and almost zero actual gameplay beyond some bad minigames.

Mae is possibly the least likable protagonist I've ever seen in a videogame. She's an incompetant, lazy, rude, dumb, self-absorbed college drop-out who comes back to her hometown to live with her parents.
The only character i really liked was Bae because she had half a mind to call Mae out on her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, though at the end she inexplicably drops that and admits that Mae really is a "good person" Which is a funny thing to say about someone who pressures you into shoplifting and makes you look bad in front of other people.

The game tricks you into believing there will be a cool mystery story set up, but it all builds up to absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing. When things start getting interesting, the game just hastily drops everything and ends. I felt cheated out of a good story. Not to spoil too much, but the main conflict is literally solved with 'rocks fall, everyone dies' type of lazy writing. There are mentions of some great catastrophe befalling the town, but nothing happens. Mae has a few dream sequences that seem like they're gonna mean something, but they mean nothing.

If i have to say nice things, i'll admit the art is very pretty and i liked some of the humor. but otherwise than that, i don't see anything to recommend in this game.

Has all the man-climbing and crotch grabbing that I've been looking for in my life. The game is tons of fun and the controls are easy to grasp like the sweaty flapping bulges of your fellow climbers. I give it 10 dangling dongs out of 10. Buy it.

A game about making an hideous family and watching them try to blend in with society.

Play it with friends to discover how awful you all are at teamwork.

A little bare-bones, but still enjoyable. The graphics are atrocious but in an endearing way, like it was made in SketchUp.

I like hats.

Holy crap, this game pretty much raised me as a kid. So glad to see it again.
10/10

Yeah it's alright.