YaBoiAlex
Alex
New York, United States
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I grew up lonely. No brothers, no sisters, no playmates, no pets.. The only friends I had were furniture, I play with furniture, I talk to furniture, I listen to furniture.. I thought I was furniture until I was thirteen, I was a coffeetable. -Nick
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I grew up lonely. No brothers, no sisters, no playmates, no pets.. The only friends I had were furniture, I play with furniture, I talk to furniture, I listen to furniture.. I thought I was furniture until I was thirteen, I was a coffeetable. -Nick
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Level
66
Years of Service
550 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  59
Inventory   
Screenshots  3
Groups  4
Rick Astley Appreciation Society
24,164 Members
Fox Casual Community
759 Members
Church of the Catholic Prapists
2 Members
Friends  31
112
Sonar
Offline
107
Kiwi
Offline
30
Banana Duck
In-Game
Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft
18
Maryposa
Offline
16
mymatingmccall
Online
16
TheHiddenNoob
Offline
Favorite Group
No, I Am Your Father! - Public Group
No, I Am Your Father!
2,849
Members
140
In-Game
713
Online
508
In Chat
Item Showcase
Badge Collector
59
Total Badges Earned
1
Foil Badges Earned
76
Game Cards
Game Collector
0
Games Owned
0
DLC Owned
Featured Games
Favorite Game
Garry's Mod
448
Hours played
Modder
500 XP
Screenshots 2
Comments
vcullen982 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32pm 
My ♥♥♥♥ is huge and I get looks from women all the time when they see my buldge in my pants.

If I was to look at women like they look at me then I would be called a pervert but when it's the other way round it's okay.

I hate having such a huge ♥♥♥♥, it's depressing. I have to stand in front of the freezer just to make it shrivel down to around 14 inches.
vcullen982 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30pm 
Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.
TheHiddenNoob 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am 
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Kiwi 1 May, 2017 @ 3:18pm 
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Kiwi 15 Apr, 2017 @ 9:40am 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (24') - $119.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 - $12.99
- 6x Magnum Condoms (Small) - $24.45
- 5x Bananas - $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers - $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube (50 Gallon Barrel) - $149.99
- 1x Next day shipping - $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


Please respond back to us using your old email:
i_love_black_cock@hotmail.com

Thank you for your patience!
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