laxified: aye thats my mans richard
laxified: he in a blizzard
laxified: chillin wit clifford
laxified: man he aint a wizard
laxified: but he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a lizard
laxified: and a pitcher
laxified: take a picture
laxified: he boutta get hella richer
laxified: wit dis mixture
laxified: aye thats meth
laxified: my man richard

laxified: put the ♥♥♥♥♥ in a coma
laxified: she missing a chroma
laxified: her left titty glaucoma
laxified: take that hoe to tacoma
laxified: make her smell dat aroma
laxified: give her lipoma
laxified: she aint got no diploma
laxified: damn she got myeloma?
laxified: send her off to oklahoma
laxified: hope she gets epithelioma
laxified: aye

laxified: ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ marijuna
laxified: i wanna wanna
laxified: bust a nut in yo momma
laxified: give her the bomma
laxified: ♥♥♥♥♥ gonna be in trauma
laxified: ♥♥♥♥ thats some closet drama
laxified: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her like yokohama
laxified: inverted comma
laxified: aye

whats yellow and black and makes you laugh? A bus full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥s going over a cliff
Whats the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a self defense method and judo is what bagels are made of!
What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? ♥♥♥♥ on a stick
Whats the difference between a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a bucket of ♥♥♥♥? The Bucket
What do you call a truck full of black babies? Pot Hole Filler
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? BEcause all the DNA matches and there are no dental records