This is the story of randy. once upon a time there was a small boy named randy. one night he heard a noise coming from his mothers room. he creaked the door open to find that his mother was making love to a clown. that changed randy forever... after that his obsession with clowns began. for months he created his very own clown suit. the night that randy finished the suit he went into his mothers room and said "HERE ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED" she smacked him upside the head with a chair and said "WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT FOO" after that night randy was fighting depression. he began to worship satan as his lord and savior and one night he conjured the devil and killed his entired family. if you go to salem where he lived and go to his old house you will sometimes be able to see the ghost of randy wearing his clow suit and if you listen you can hear him screaming "MOTHER NO!!" the end.