My ♥♥♥♥ is huge and I get looks from women all the time when they see my buldge in my pants.

If I was to look at women like they look at me then I would be called a pervert but when it's the other way round it's okay.

I hate having such a huge ♥♥♥♥, it's depressing. I have to stand in front of the freezer just to make it shrivel down to around 14 inches.

Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

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Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your ♥♥♥♥. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any ♥♥♥♥♥.

How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.

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This is the story of randy. once upon a time there was a small boy named randy. one night he heard a noise coming from his mothers room. he creaked the door open to find that his mother was making love to a clown. that changed randy forever... after that his obsession with clowns began. for months he created his very own clown suit. the night that randy finished the suit he went into his mothers room and said "HERE ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED" she smacked him upside the head with a chair and said "WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT FOO" after that night randy was fighting depression. he began to worship satan as his lord and savior and one night he conjured the devil and killed his entired family. if you go to salem where he lived and go to his old house you will sometimes be able to see the ghost of randy wearing his clow suit and if you listen you can hear him screaming "MOTHER NO!!" the end.

I grew up lonely. No brothers, no sisters, no playmates, no pets.. The only friends I had were furniture, I play with furniture, I talk to furniture, I listen to furniture.. I thought I was furniture until I was thirteen, I was a coffeetable.