Where everyone is gamer of the week, but only in spirit!

This year's Melon of the Year, or whatever the heck it was called, is none other then our glorious benevolent leader Dexhamster! He was the only one who voted and he voted for himself, similar to the way His Regalness was elected our group leader.
Dex shall henceforth be refered to as "Melony" because his melons are filled with lust for the success of our succulent harvest.
As high priest I have spoken to the black seeds and they have shown that Melony has cantolope juice in his blood, making him a demigod!
Here's to you, Melony, may you father many children and milk many goats!
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Also, the seeds say that our fair community's reverence has been brought into question. If anyone knows if a member has broken the sacred rules of our community, speak now and you shall be given a plump goat to feast upon!
Thank you