About The Holy Church of Permbenism

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When George finally led the masterrace out of the ambushes of the Bennist army, Permben told George to go to the top of House of Ben.
And George has done so. Permben sent the most prestigious representative, Melina, otherwise known as Bennifer.
Bennifer speaks softly to George about the ten rules that must not be broken whatsoever. Unless one wishes to become a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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"First Commandment," says Bennifer, "None shall be a picky ♥♥♥♥♥♥ eater."
"Second Commandment, none shall whine about not being able to communicate to others in any way"
"The Third Commandment states that none shall whine about free food or anything that is given for free."
"Commandment Four tells the people that one must be charitable and share what they have, such example includes free WoW subscription
"The Fifth Commandment allows men to be redeemed if they are to achieve any of the above rules."
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And so the five commandments of Permbenism has been established
Unfortunately, Bennifer failed to remember the other five rules.


Our Lord & Saviour: Permben
The Holy Seer of Permbenism: Not Fish
The Holy Bishop of Permbenism: OVERRNUGGETT
The Holy Inquisitor of Permbenism: Raxyn
The Holy Blender of Permbenism: My Name Is
The Holy Sword of Permbenism: Anchi
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Permbenism: ShortNeckGiraffe
The Holy Spirit of Permbenism: Sheeple

Muncher: Ben Cahnbley