Praise Our Lord, Gabe Logan Newell

I accept Gaben as my heavenly ruler which governs over all of humanity. The day this is confirmed, all of those who supported him will receive the destructive power of a Crowbar forged by his very hands.

Our Gaben, who art in VALVe. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy games be done on PC as they are at VALVe. Give us HL3, our daily bread. And forgive us our hacks, as we forgive those who hack against us. And lead us not to to temptation, but deliver us from EA. For thine is the kingdom and the power and glory forever, Gaben.

The Seven Deadly Delays:

1. Half Life 3
2. Half Life: Episode 3
4. HL3
5. Half Life Part 3
6. Half Life Number 3
7. Half Life the Third

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