Does my fuzzy bunny milk monkey want some garlic bread?

We are the Garlic Bread Gamers. We are both a tasty food and an elite group of trolls/gamers. All are welcome in our quest to spread the love and deliciousness of garlic bread. As the great Ronald McDonald once said, "Mmm... mmm... I'm lovin' it." Wiser words have never been spoken, except for maybe, this inspiring message: "WHERE THE HOOD? WHERE THE HOOD? WHERE THE HOOD AT?" This admiration of truly wise quotes is an activity in which we participate and is a large part of being in this group. As well as this, we enjoy turning unsuspecting crew members into monkeys on Space Station 13. and taking screenshots of flying mammoths in the epic game known to most, as Skyrim. If you enjoy Call of Duty, at least the new versions, this is not the group for you. If you do enjoy it, I encourage you to learn from your mistakes, you will be forgiven. Remember, Poland won World War II, and Rick James was the 33rd president of Swagistan. If you choose to join our cul... I mean group, you will be pleased to learn that we love you and wish you a merry Thanksgivukkah. #Swag. You know you want to be gucci, join our group. Finally, here is our creed, which you must abide by under all circumstances:

I. Believe in garlic bread.
II. Love garlic bread.
III. Embrace garlic bread.
IV. Eat garlic bread.
V. Kiss garlic bread.
VI. Sleep with garlic bread.
VII. Have violent sex with garlic bread.
VIII. Be gucci.
IX. Have sweg.
X. #420YOLOBLAZEIT
XI. Don't play CoD.
XII. Don't hate on garlic bread, if you do, you will be assassinated by a crack team of purple gorillas wielding M60 machine guns. Don't ♥♥♥♥ with garlic bread.
XIII. Be an individual.
XIV. Don't be a looter.
XV. Make stacks.
XVI. Make more stacks.
XVII. Spend dem stacks.
XVIII. Make mo' stacks.
XIX. Stack dem stacks.
XX. Don't ever bring up doge, unless you doge.
XXI. Spoons.

That is all. Enjoy your stay at the Hotel California. As a wise man once said, "Train simulator. ♥♥♥♥♥. Muthah ♥♥♥♥♥. What you know? Train simulator. ♥♥♥♥♥. Watch that train go."

DISCLAIMER: We are not actually a gangsta group of garlic bread cultists, as you can probably guess. We do not condone the use of BLAZIN'GRASS aka weed, or any other drug. Also, do not try to copulate with garlic bread; it will likely not turn out well for you. We do not actually have a crack team of purple gorillas with machine guns (or do we?) and will not dispatch them against you if you diss deliciousness. This is merely a group designed for gamers who want to get together and have a good time. I love to give things away, and although I don't generally have much, I will be gifting what I do have (meaning tradeable steam items). For giveaways, you guys won't have to sign up on some forum or website. Anyway, I hope you will enjoy the group and invite your friends, because as is said, the more the merrier.

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Upcoming Giveaway

2 December, 2013 - walrus | 1 Comments

On a lighter note, I plan on a giveaway in the near future. Once we reach a total of 75 members, I will giveaway a few CS:GO, TF2, and Steam items. Mainly this will just be a few weapon skins/crates in CS, some weapons/crates in TF2, and Steam cards/backgrounds/emoticons. At the moment I only have a few items to give away, and only a few of any real value (mainly my two souvenir weapons from the Dreamhack tournament crates), but I will be accumulating more items in the near future. I have about 20 trading card drops to get and I will try to gather some items from friends as well as games. Anyway, I wanted to inform you all of this upcoming event. Although I doubt many of you will read this, or give a ♥♥♥♥, I'll do it anyway, because ♥♥♥♥ it. I like giving ♥♥♥♥ to people. And no, not feces. I'm using ♥♥♥♥ as a substitute for stuff. Yes, if you didn't get that, you are stupid. Anyway (repitition for the win), I hope you guys will invite as many people as you can, as I hope to start some events, such as group get-togethers in certain games on the weekends or other giveaways. The more, the merrier. Doesn't a terrorist team full of molotov wielding garlic bread cultists in CS sound amazing? Anyway (YES! I LIKE THE WAY YOU REPEAT THAT WORD BABY!), that is my plan, and I hope you all participate. #PEACE #420BLAZEIT

A Rebuttle

2 December, 2013 - walrus | 1 Comments

This is a response to a highly offensive remark posted as a comment to the last announcement. I hope that you all take this seriously and learn that you shall not insult our group or its members in the way that one of our brethren has done. Enjoy this swagalicious rebuttle, and enjoy garlic bread.

{Edit} This is the comment:

特攻 -Audioaim 22 hours ago
well aslong as u kids are having fun

Now kind sir, are you asserting that we are children? How dare you insult this magnificent group of the most elite and proMLG quickscoping Counterstrike players! This is an absolute disgrace! We cannot have one of our own insulting this group! It is simply unacceptable! This group isn't serious you say? We worship a rediculous garlic spirit you say? We aren't really a cult you say? This is a group created by a 16 year for the hell of it you say? WELL SIR I WILL NOW PROVE YOU WRONG! We are one of the most serious swaggy stack makin' group on the Steam and you cannot say otherwise. We obviously show our swagalicious skill playin' all the edgy games, including CS:GO. This game requires the utmost degree of talent to play. You cannot deny this fact, as it is streamed almost constantly on the internets, more specifically, Twitch.tv. Everyone knows the superCoDswagMLGpro games are the only ones streamed on Twitch. After, all both Minecraft and League of Legends are both popular games that are streamed on the site. Even our most pro gamers acknowledges the fact that we are very serious in our professional art of trolling! A chat with the legendary MacGruber, a star of SnL turned gamer, exemplifies this:

Monday, December 02, 2013
8:02 PM - Joseph the Walrus: sup
8:02 PM - MacGruber: die in a fire
8:03 PM - Joseph the Walrus: you think our group be serious ♥♥♥♥ ?
8:03 PM - MacGruber: idgaf how many members or anything else
8:03 PM - MacGruber: we are not a serious group.
8:03 PM - Joseph the Walrus: no no no
8:03 PM - MacGruber: we will never be
8:03 PM - Joseph the Walrus: yes
8:03 PM - MacGruber: and if we become so
8:03 PM - MacGruber: i am leaving
8:03 PM - Joseph the Walrus: just say yes
8:03 PM - MacGruber: if i say yes by my own word i must leave.

YOU FOOL AUDIOAIM! NOW DOST THOU REALIZETH THY MISTAKES?! I hope you have learned your lesson kind sir, as this is irreputable proof of the degree of seriousness that is shown by this group. Thus, children are not fit in this group and would never be able to survive the swag if they attempted to stay in it! REPENT! REPENT TO THE GREAT GARLIC SPIRIT! YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN!