We Are The Blue Cockatoo Robes

Back during medieval times, their was a young delinquent named Link, who lived in the Spanish colony of Hyrule. He grew up in Mr. Roger's Hood, where he was trained to be an assassin. One day, Shrek ordered a hit on a rival ogre named Ganon, and Mr. Rogers decided that Link should be the one to take the kill. In order to do so though, there were some things that had to be done. Link was given the codename Santa Claus, and he was given the first Blue Cockatoo Robe.In Santa's quest to kill Ganon, he became a legendary assassin, and created his own order of assassins: The Blue Cockatoo Robes. Every year we are given hundreds of thousands of contracts, all of which we carry out in one night by breaking into people houses through the roof and leave explosives at our targets house. The common rabble believes that we are elves who live at the North Pole and make toys for children, but that is just a cover for the greatest murder faction ever! Join us, and become a legend.