Masters of digital murder, rape, torture, and all other forms of pwnage.

****This group does not support actual rape in real life. Rape is a horrible crime, unless if you rape yourself. When this group talks about rape, murder, or other violent sounding things, we are actually referring to winning in videogames****

"NOOBs are ghey cuz they suck and are noobs..what is their problem dem noobs? WHY R THEY NOOBS?!@ it shouldnt be dat hard...JUST dont be NOOB! LOL WUT IDIOTS. LIKE STOP BEING Nubs YOU NOOBS! OMG ghey noobs suck" -A great E-1337ist poet


♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOOBS. YOU HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, WE ALL HATE THEM. JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL THEM ALL(not in real life). JOIN THIS GROUP IF YOU HATE ALL FORMS OF Noobery, gheyness, camping, and non1337ness. HOW DO YOU STOP A NOOB OR GHEY semi-nub?!?! YOU DOMINATE THEIR VIRTUAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH YOUR digital non-ghey BINARY ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥ THEM UP. I DO IT, YOU DO IT....HOW ABOUT we all do it together?! We WILL ALL FORM A GIANT RAPAGe ♥♥♥♥ that will penetrate eVEN the most HUmble of NUBS. WE RAPE DEM NOOBS TOGETHER AND SHOW THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO be a PWNAGE AND RAPAGE MASTER!!!!

Our primary focus at first will be to organize raping/raiding squads, aka groups of individuals who will join together in games to completely pulverize the asses of the opposing noob teams. We will only recruit individuals who are better than us, which will make it impossible for any bastard NOOB to infiltrate this group

Requirments are as follows...
1. Dont be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GHEY NOOB
2. DONT associate with ANY Noobs, nubs, noooooobs, newbs, or Nuobs
2.5. Dont be a fan of or own any newts....cuz newts sounds to much like newbs
3. Dont associate with the most recent class of noobs...the post-modern noob(the ones who used to be nub, then go all ghey n ♥♥♥♥ and get their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or some ♥♥♥♥, and now they ghey noobs again). ALso dont become a NOOB AGAIN IN FUTTTUREs!
4. DONT BE NICE TO NOOBS...YELL AT THEM ALL THE TIME. IN DOTA two, IN CS, in TF2, EVERYWHERE.. THe only place for a noob is bent over, taking it in the ass, while we all high 5 during a ULTRA LEET GAME GANG RAPE!
5. Dont have friends in real life that are noobs( NOOBISM IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISEASE that can be spread in real life....THE ONLY WAY TO NOT GET IT is to rape noobs in the ass!)
6. DONT say things that noobs say (Like GG, GLHF, gh, help me, how do I xxxxx?, why cant I kill anyone?, why am I such a ghey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ newby noob queer and why do I enjoy getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPED IN THE ASS by e1337ist pwning MUTHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥?)

More to come...this is a democratic group. We will all set rules on to how best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPE THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEWBS in MASS in their ASSes. WE WILL STRETCH THE HOLE OF EVERY DAMN NOOB ACRTOSS THE World, and BREAK THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAILBones cuz we will ♥♥♥♥ dem so hard. They WILL BLEED OUT THEIR HOles in every Steam GAME!