Convert To Gabenism Today!

JOIN THE GABENISM RELIGION TODAY

Gabenism is a religion in which many people around the world worship our lord and saviour, Gabe Newell.

If you convert now, you will be saved from going to Gaben Hell; a terrible place where you have to play console games for eternity! You will be allowed into The Kingdom of Gaben; a wonderful place where you get free CS:GO skins and steam sales every day!

Convert today to be saved from sin and allowed in The Kingdom Of Gaben.

We encourage you to invite your friends to the group so we can spread the religion!