Welcome :P

hello? hello? uh i wanted to record a message for u to help u get settled in on your first night. uh i uh i actually worked in that office before u and um let me tell you theres been some crazy ♥♥♥♥ happening in that office. like gay orgys, lots of alcohol, cocaine, and i actually took a ♥♥♥♥ in that corner over there on the left behind the tv. but uh we'll leave that story for another night. anyways im finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so um i know ti can seem a little over whelming you know. knowing that theres a collosal ammount of jizz stains all over the wall and over the floor but uh let me assure you theres nothing to worry about. you'll do fine just focus on getting through your first week. uh ok. well lets see. first theres an introductory greeting from the company that im supposed to read uh "welcome to freddy frazberries furry swingers sex club. the magical place where surprise butt sex and unprotected furry intercourse and blah blah" ♥♥♥♥ the details i dont even care cause i quit my job. now it might sound bad i know but there really is nothing to worry about. uh the anamatronic sex dolls here get a little horny and quarky at night. but do i blame em? no! i get horny and quarky all the time. thats what the alcohol, the gay hookers, and cocaine is for. now concerning your safety. the only real risk to you. besides the ammount of std's that are probably airborn in that facinity uh is the fact that these characters.. if they happen to see you after hours. probably wont reconize you as a person and will not hezitate to stick their large furry ♥♥♥♥ and balls straight up your ass. oh yeah and one last thing. the entire buildings power runs on 2 double a batteries. the manager figured he'd save a few bucks on the hydro bill. the batteries will last u about 3 and a half minutes. but make sure u dont run out of power for six hours. anyways goodnight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!