Atheist: *hates God 'cause He lets her be in pain*

*forces someone to deal with the pain, too*


Christian: *knows God is real and believes He would put people in a realm with immense pain & suffering for all eternity*

*gives birth to someone that has a chance to go down there*


Somehow a Christian birthing mother is worse...

Adam & Eve: If that story was true then that means all of us would have the same DNA. In which we would all have the same skin color. Due to the children committing incest.

Noah's Ark: Well aside from a man and his 3 sons somehow building a ship that is the size of a football field, if the earth truly was flooded, then that means all the plants would die in which the dove wouldn't have come back to Noah with an olive branch. Oh... also the animals would commit incest in which their DNA would be the same. But they're not for some reason. Huh. Oh also, another thing, where did the water go? When floods in cities happen, they would go into storm drains and become one with the ocean. But in this story, the earth would be the ocean so where did the water go?

The Tower of Babel: The world's tallest building we have is Burj Khalifa which is 2,722 feet high that had 12,000 people working on it. Yet somehow 100-200 people built an 8,000 foot tower? With no steel support beams? But okay, even if they did built it... where is it? Genesis 11:2 says it was built in the land of Shinar (southern Mesopotamia). We look over there and it's not there. Why is that?