"Sage take ♥♥♥♥ and I is sad. Sage take ♥♥♥♥ and she is glad."

"Y'all wanna keep spanking the piano?!"

"Only a fool wouldn't carry two guns and three dairy."

"But I just made Hot Pockets, what the hell."

"Everything is Santa's penis."

"No, but I have 8-bitler."

"If I'm gonna consume cancer, it might as well be Froot Loop flavored."

"Time to search the next milk aisle... and/or cigarette-selling department store."

"I have to hope that it's true... or I'll never get laid."

"Do I wanna be Texas, Sweden, or black?"

"If Hitler was a person, it'd be you."

"Hello, welcome to Communism, may I take your order? We only serve THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO. Oh, and the Russian national anthem. HI HO LIBERTEEEEEE"

“I’m not sending ♥♥♥♥ pics this late.”

“I just took away the ‘hardt’ and added ‘er’.” - Owlz as Nearly, “The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Movie” (2019)

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my llama and now you're gone..." - Lucario's #1 Brazilian Hit Song

"You know I'm about to spout asinine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a vengenace, right?" - Atomic Chipmunk

"Are these even cops anymore? They're just sacrificing our bags to Satan." - Atomic Chipmunk

“I shouldn’t love vehicular manslaughter this much.” - Atomic Chipmunk

"I prefer Necromancy, or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Dead Back to Life." - Atomic Chipmunk

"My mom came in earlier and told me to be a little less creepy." - mikeisdrthunder

"Well color me suppressed." - mikeisdrthunder

"Can I just die off-camera?" - mikeisdrthunder

"I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ MY PANTS, THESE CHEERIOS ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD." - Mikeis "Shrimpboat" Drthunder

"It's like watching a school shooting live with pornography." - mikeisdrthunder

"Psych, it's a gas chamber! I said PSYCH, it's a gas chamber! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I said IT'S A GAS CHAMBER! ...why won't they respect my wishes for a gas chamber?" - mikeisdrthunder

"I deserve to be h-ang-ad!" - mikeisdrthunder

“I wanna draw penises on the go!” - mikeisdrthunder

"UGH, UGH, UUUUUUUUGH... GIVE BIRTH TO SEMEN!" - mikeisdrthunder

"You should tell them to take a dose of bleach or something." - Nearly899, about people who spell "does" as "dose"

"I punched two Chance Blocks. One gave me some Ender Flux, and the other gave me a family and responsiblities." - Nearly899

"You ♥♥♥♥ your family?" - Nearly899

"I'm so glad you saved him from the Chef Boyardee parking lot." - Nearly899

“I need more pictures of blaaaack people.” - Nearly899

“I Wanna execute someone just to see how this works.” - Nearly899
"I can only sell swords I can sell, right?" - Nearly899

"Rats don't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Dr. Heather, Veterinarian

“Give me your mouth so I can put bullets in it.” - Pong Pong

“You can’t trust anyone with micro bangs.” - Pong Pong

“Man I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Nine Inch Nails.” - Shartmancer (formerly Pong Pong (formerly McCitrusTwist (formerly TheBigBadNacho))) about their hit song She Will Be Loved

"You know I'm a sucker for Yoda's ♥♥♥♥." - Sean

"We're all in one ball. We're all sperm." - Coro

"That's because I'm funny." - Coro, on why Potato can go suck an ass

"I hate the plants, I hate the trees, I hate the clouds... I even hate that squirrel in that tree every morning that acts like a bear." - HeyItzAPotato

"I was winning before he won." - HeyItzAPotato

"I don't know which is better... my entire vocabulary, all of Scooby Doo porn, or a giant penis." - Dranger

"How high can you noon?" - Dranger

"Secrecy is the best honesty." - Dranger

"The only time I'm not gay is when it counts." - Dranger

"Count to three before they count to two." - Dranger

"Uh-oh, uh-oooooh... someone's 'bout to be lazeeeerrreeeeddd!" - Vohkan

"I'm just making gun noises while standing next to my jeep." - Vohkan

"Problem ♥♥♥♥♥♥' solved, buddo." - Death

“He lived a happy life with a bullet in the head.” - Death

"I'm so sorry! I WATCHED YOU DIE!" - Death

"I bought Spotify Premium so I didn't have to keep hearing Snoop Dogg talk about manscaping." - McCitrusTwist

“We had to improv the ♥♥♥♥.” - Shartmancer

"Did you just assumo my gendo?" - Sage

"It's Thanksgiving, the Gnome's holiday. Appease the gnome." - BigSaddi

“That’s too bad, because all you are is disabled.” - BigSaddi

"I can't get rid of the plant cause witches like plants." - BigSaddi

"I have no thoughts in my head at any given time." - BigSaddi

“I don’t have fingers, I have tools.” - BigSaddi

“Harrison, why did I think they hung her from a tree?” - BigSaddi

“It wasn’t a jellyfish, it was the other one.” - BigSaddi

“♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥, I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥.” - BigSaddi

"I don't understand gay people. They shouldn't exist." - Epsileo (They/Them)

"Sorry, I'm a bad communist!" - cessna_master

“I kill… children.” - okso_snek

“I was a salmon, ♥♥♥♥ you. You killed me first.” - Brooks Was Here

“You’re over here crying about Avatar (the Last Airbender) being historically inaccurate.” - Brooks Was Here

"So what skill is used to clean piss?" - Brooks Was Here

“This is medicinal porn.” - Brooks Was Here

“They call me wholesome, without the w.” - Brooks Was Here

“Look man, I’m just eating my various types of pork.” - BrooksWasHere

“Nothing helps, I’m just crippled.” - The Crippled Christian

“The voices told me to wet the rock.” - The Crippled Christian

"Did someone just bust a nut?" "I did a combo and she got very happy." - BigSaddi and Nearly899 discussing high class entertainment

“You can’t fall in love with everything that licks you.” - PongPong

“I’ve never met a hole I haven’t fallen into.” - Jessica_With_A_Rabbit

“This is post-9/11 Waffle House.” - Vic

“He was a man of his word, he did ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot himself.” - Vic

“I just shot him.” - Beeoodle on killing an unarmed man

“Bug lol” - Beeoodle

“Big muscular men scare me, they could kill me… I mean you could kill me.” - Beeoodle

“You won’t ♥♥♥♥ me, so now I’ve gotta menace you.” - Beeoodle the Babyslut

“I’ve bookended our days with the r word.” - Beeoodle

“It’s the eating break you ♥♥♥♥♥.” - Beeoodle

“That’s how it goes when you crochet, sometimes you gotta gouge their eyes out.” - Beeoodle

“Yeah, I can read now.” - Beeoodle