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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
522.9 hrs on record (185.4 hrs at review time)
People, please read this.

I got into tactical shooters ever since I learned the words "rainbow" and "six".
Not the lame ass HyperFPS rainbow six we see today with lame ass characters and pay to win BS.

I remember when I first discovered the idea of reading a map, objective, managing teammate's loadouts, and going non-lethal since all lives matter (except for the dumb-ass Teammates in this POS game).

I then learned about SWAT 4, that old ass game, but a legendary game. Loved every bit of that game. I remember playing the hell out of SWAT 4 and even re-downloading the crack version and playing it over and over again.

Then few years ago, I hear about this game READY OR NOT. I thought, "hmm, they trying to revive the SWAT 4 game, nice." So I bought this game, and played it. Studied it, and even recommended it to other people that enjoyed tactical shooter games.

Well, now after the 1.0 December 2023 update, I have got to say that this game is not ready at all.
I don't know when this game will be ready.

I don't even understand the idea of an Early Access Game. WTF is that ♥♥♥♥. Hello, I'm an early access BS, so just accept whatever we have. Try that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "early access" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ label outside, you're gonna look extremely idiotic. "Sir this food is an early access dish, so please accept it, and pay the full price." /// "Ma'am, this car is an early access prototype, so if you crash, my bad."/// "Teacher, my report is not finished because it's an early access report. Please still accept it." /// "As your President, I propose an early access promise, which literally means nothing but please vote for me."

I have uninstalled this POS ♥♥♥♥ game.
- My teammates AI is broken. They have peanuts for brains. They are useless.
- I want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ join the other side because my enemies can ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot through walls and 360 no scope my sorry ass.
- Smoke grenades are like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ casino, because sometimes they work and sometimes they ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass.
- AI commands are not ready, because when I command my two teams into breaching two rooms, depending on WHERE I AM STANDING, it's either a hit or a miss.

Overall this game sucks ass. This game is only fun with people with brains that love to plan out and work as a team. Other than that, if you are thinking about playing this by yourself, please don't. It's pointless. DEVs, if you are reading this go ♥♥♥♥ yourself with this early access review.

I bet you guys have early access brains you early access infant mofos.
Posted 4 January, 2024. Last edited 4 January, 2024.
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1.0 hrs on record
I bought this game on accident. I honestly had no idea this game was for lonely singles.
Story was alright, and the gameplay was repetitive.
Voice acting was great and them milkshakes too.
Posted 11 October, 2023.
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4.1 hrs on record
Those who struggle in science, play this game and hate science more.
Posted 12 July, 2012.
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228.7 hrs on record (179.0 hrs at review time)
this game blew away my socks. Now I have to go find it in the wasteland
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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1,148.0 hrs on record (1,097.9 hrs at review time)
Just be aware that once you play this game, you will be all wet from pleasure
Posted 16 September, 2011.
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157.2 hrs on record (137.3 hrs at review time)
White, bald, clone, with a suit....what more do you want.
Posted 9 March, 2011.
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229.8 hrs on record (205.4 hrs at review time)
I always wanted to use a shovel in a fight. THIS GAME ALLOWS THAT! PICK this UP if you like SHOVELING EAch OTHER!!!
Posted 10 January, 2011.
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454.7 hrs on record (361.4 hrs at review time)
I hate trolls in this game
Posted 2 January, 2011.
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8.7 hrs on record
Do you have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥? Then pick this game and give it a try. You Will ♥♥♥♥ Your Pants
Posted 27 December, 2010.
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612.3 hrs on record
This game is frustrating at times.
Posted 26 December, 2010.
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