TheA1ternative
Alexandre K
Ontario, Canada
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For some reason playing a children's card game has caused me to become severely injured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snOdsEWKPMc
:urist: Click "View More Information" before adding me to friends. :urist:

:urist: Will not accept unsolicited friend requests if they can't read. :urist:

:steamthumbsup:LEAVE A COMMENT on my PROFILE (and ONLY my profile) if you're not someone I know and want to add me on steam. You MUST WRITE why you're adding me. :steamthumbsup:

:RogueChallenge:If you comment on my posts/photos/other media instead of my profile (and its a request for you to add/trade with me) I'll just make fun of you.:RogueChallenge:

:repenny:I'm not selling my steam inventory for any form of real world currency. Its always a scam, if you think otherwise you're lying or an idiot.:repenny:

If you want me to click on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "tournament" phishing link you could at least agree to 1v1 me you coward.




For some reason playing a children's card game has caused me to become severely injured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snOdsEWKPMc
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A mod that causes eating without a table to just straight up kill you.
1,094 ratings
Created by - MrKociak
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950 Hours played
The only game where I can pickup a child as an "improvised weapon" (because a child is an entity with mass) and use it to hit the next child.
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6,908 hrs on record
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2,055 hrs on record
last played on 6 Jul
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last played on 6 Jul
27 Feb @ 9:48am 
They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!
31 Oct, 2025 @ 2:05pm 
yooyoo
17 May, 2024 @ 6:42am 
+rep pretty good player <3
18 Apr, 2024 @ 8:32am 
Who?
18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:47am 
hey, added
7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm 
+rep
Very nice guy