Hello. I am here today to talk about Rem. Why the ♥♥♥♥ is she so popular? Why do so many people love her? She is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psycho. Is it because she's cute? Is that it? I really hope so because there's not really much else going for her. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obsessed ♥♥♥♥♥. I'd honestly much rather get with Ferris and he has a ♥♥♥♥.

Let's examine why she loves Subaru. "Subaru you saved me! My knight in shining armor! I love you so much!" You see this kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ harem animes. It's just appealing to the nice guy neckbeard demographic. You saved my life so that means I love you now!! If some firefighter dude saves you from a burning building should you immediately confess your love for him and decide then and there to devote your entire life to making him happy in any way possible? Personally, I think that would be a little crazy.

Remember when Subaru acted like a complete buffoon at the royal selection? I remember. Emilia was actually upset with Subaru for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Good. That's a sign that she's actually sane. If Rem was in her situation she would've reacted by spoon-feeding him ice cream while sucking his ♥♥♥♥ while massaging his feet. She'd say "Poor Subaru! I know you were acting out of love, so it's all ok! You've had such a bad day! Poor wittle Subaboo show me where it hurts so I can kiss it and make it feew all betta." I mean after writing all of that out it seems pretty nice. God I wish I had a girl like that. Anyways, behavior like that is bad in the long run. If Rem switched places with Emilia, Subaru would've never learned from his dumb actions. She'd baby him forever and he'd probably end up doing nothing but watch anime all day.

Remember when Rem murdered Subaru with a morning star? I remember. She saw him crawling around the mansion sick and puking and instead of helping him she murdered him. That's not very nice. Ram is no better here I must admit. Remember when Ram cut Subaru's head off with her magic demon wind powers? I remember. Ram sees Subaru crying in agony and instead of helping him or comforting him she murders him. These two are ruthless monsters. I'd rather be with the girl who I haven't seen murder anyone, thank you very much. Well she does have a spirit that froze the world or some ♥♥♥♥ that one time. But hey that's her cat, not her.

Ok so let's discuss episode 18 specifically. That's the big boy. That's the one that makes everyone's peepee feel funny. Here are my thoughts on the episode: why is Rem slobbering all over this dude when she knows he loves Emilia? She needs to get over him already, jesus christ. She's like a dude in the friend zone who will do absolutely anything for a girl because he loves her so much. He'll give her and her boyfriend free rides, lend her money, help her defeat a flying whale, etc. Dudes like this are considered creepy, and people would tell them to move the ♥♥♥♥ on already. But I guess if a girl is like that it's cute. In this episode we see that Rem idealizes and obsesses over Subaru just like Subaru does with Emilia. I guess if a dude obsesses over a girl he's a creepy little ball sack, but if a girl obsesses over a guy she's super cute. ♥♥♥♥ that, they're both idiots. I suppose Rem and Subaru are a good match in this way.

I'm gonna go through every girl in the series and point out why they're all better than Rem.

Emilia: sane, thus better.

Ram: despite the fact that Rem is literally better than Ram at everything, Rem still manages to be worse in every way.

Appa salesman dude: hard worker, not a murderer psychopath, nice muscles.

Felt: really cool and a strong person. A little young, but hey if god didn't want little girls to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ then why'd he make them so attractive, amiright?

Green hair: she's like a swordswoman that's awesome. She can wield my sword any time. Haha. Also seems very intelligent, unlike Rem.

Big-tittied ♥♥♥♥♥ that yelled at Subaru and kicked him in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face or something: better than the ♥♥♥♥♥ that literally murdered him.

Ferris: penis.

Beatrice? Is that her name? I suppose: super strong, good with animals, loli.

Betelgeuse: passionate and driven. Being with someone like that would inspire me to stop being so lazy. Killed Rem.

Whale: best girl of them all imo. Erased Rem from existence and made the world a better place. Thicc.

Now let's take a moment to focus more on Rem vs. Emilia, since these two seem to be the most popular. These two are quite different. It really depends on what you're looking for in a girl. Emilia actually has some personality. She actually does things on her own. Subaretard couldn't accept that though. He just had to go "support" her at the royal selection even after she wisely made him promise not to come. The worst thing about Emilia is that she accepted this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the end of the show. But well I guess I can't blame her. Everyone is racist against her or some ♥♥♥♥ so she really doesn't have any other options. Beggars can't be choosers, as they say. And it is good to keep this dude around who keeps miraculously saving her and others since she lives a very dangerous life. Maybe she's just leading him on for the protection? That would be great. In summary, Emilia is like an actual character. She is humanized. If that turns you off well then Rem is the girl for you!

Rem had some character in the beginning but after Subaru saves her she devolves into nothing but his slave. If you don't like it when girls think for themselves or make their own decisions or have their own life then Rem is perfect for you. She will love you unconditionally and do anything you ask of her. If you're looking for something like her in real life I recommend a dog or a sex robot. So you may be thinking, "Hey, I totally want a girl like Rem! I love dogs and I am entitled to my opinion, so Rem is best girl!" If you're thinking that then let me try to convince you that you're stupid. When we use the terms best girl or waifu, we're talking about a fictional girl we'd want to marry and spend the rest of our lives with, are we not? Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with a sex doll like Rem? Beauty fades. I will admit she makes my ♥♥♥♥ erect anytime she's on screen but that's all she has going for her. You Rem lovers aren't thinking long term. You want someone you'll love on an emotional level for the rest of your life. You want someone who will impress you, challenge you, surprise you, make you a better person, make you laugh, make you think, make you dinner. That is what will bring you true happiness. And that is why Rem is a ♥♥♥♥-tier waifu. Actually, don't even use that word for her. It's an insult to real waifus. Just call her best dog or best sex robot or something. Rem is trash. Thanks for reading.