Resident evil village....well well well...

Walk into village.
Meet a vampire.
Meet a werewolf.
Meet a giant mutant.
Meet a giant baby.
Get chased through a factory by a guy who looks like he lost a fight against a hardware store.
Find a merchant.
Of course there's a merchant.
Buy ammo.
Buy food.
Buy a bigger gun.
Cook dinner.
Upgrade a shotgun.
Upgrade another shotgun.
Forget which shotgun you're using.
Open map.
Everything is red.
Close map.
Problem solved.
Feel safe.
Leave merchant.
Immediately regret it.
Find a key.
Need another key.
Need another key for the key.
Need another key for the key that unlocks the key.
Understand nothing.
Keep going.
At some point I just stopped asking questions.

U tought i got distracted by some big tiddyyyy goth/mommy vampires? Nah, there was toooo much bullsh*t. I love this game. ixdeee

Great game, Fantastic game. But y is the cover half chris half wolf. Makes no sense. 0/10. But big booby vampires 10/10

RE Village is a really decent game. I played it again after recently finishing the new RE9: Requiem, and gotta say I think in some aspects in comparison, this is a better game: weapon customization, level design, and the puzzles overall are better here than RE9. Having said that, I have a huge gripe with Ethan as the main protagonist. To put it shortly, and without spoiling anything, he is no classic RE protagonist. He doesn't hav the charisma of Chris, the coolness of Leon, the charm of Jill, or the attraction of Claire. For me, this alone brings the game a bit lower than it probably deserves in my personal RE ranking. But that's also a matter of taste. All in all, I definitely recommend it for a playthrough or two, and it hits almost all the other marks as a solid RE game.