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Pregnancy is fake and here’s why women made it up.

Think about it. If pregnancy wasn’t real, they’d have to go to work, stand up, and stop saying “I can’t, I’m tired.”

How does a baby live inside a body for 9 months with no air. Be honest. It doesn’t. There’s no snorkel. No vents. Nothing. People say “cord” like that explains anything.

Also notice how pregnancy comes with benefits, seats, days off, gifts. Whole parties just for existing. Meanwhile men get nothing but a chair in the hallway.

You never see the baby come out either. Husband always kicked out. Woman goes in with a big belly, won’t let anyone touch it, acts dramatic cause she’s scared it’ll pop. Then boom, baby appears. Coincidence?

This whole thing feels like a long con that got out of hand and now nobody wants to admit it.

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thanks dunkeaon tho I take no credit for it

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