Recent reviews by selfification

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Literally had me crying and getting my old gmail with my mother's recipes for rasam and sambar powder fixed.

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Extremely buggy and full of bad UX decisions. Playing this game is like installing Linux from scratch or Gentoo from badly written wiki pages. Nothing makes sense and even the parts that do make sense don't actually work like they are supposed to. It's a $30 cow-clicker that doesn't even click properly. Save your money and buy something else.

When played on a PC, this game is a terrible port of what I can imagine as a half-decent platformer on a console. The camera jerks like a drunken mule. Your mouse has no part is determining what you see. You need to divine what buttons you need to press for combos based on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ icons. You need to rotate your mouse in cirlces like someone struck with a bout of epilepsy because they decided that idiotically spinning mice is the equivalent of moving a control in a circle on a console controller. The menus all anticipate keyboard/console input. It's just one large horrible mess. If you like encouraging gaming companies to make ♥♥♥♥ ports of console games for PCs, go ahead and get this game. Otherwise, save yourself hours of annoyance and skip this for better produced games - even games by the same studio such as Life Is Strange which was enjoyable to play on the PC.

An advanced database that can sort through custom metadata for police records and interviews... yet can't present you more than 5 videos at a time and can't sort chronologically. I understand that the narrative requires it but such programmatic incompetence simply reminds me of my day job and makes me depressed. I cannot play this without imagining how many hours could be saved if this nit-wit of a programmer hadn't written the perfectly obstructive database query mechanism. The entire time, all I wanted to do was simply dump the video files and view them in order (which I eventually did from the Steam files).

Except for the "Mass Effect 3" style ending, this is a very well paced, well designed interactive game that uses the time-travel mechanic to great dramatic and cinematic effect.

Horrendously bad story, made entirely so that the protagonist can say "♥♥♥♥" "♥♥♥♥" and "♥♥♥♥" every 30 seconds. If I wanted a pointless shooter with no plot and random epithets hurled at me at regular intervals, I'd go back to Xbox online and play Halo with strangers.

Very bad PC port. Utterly useless save-game system. Full of glitches. The DLC weapons you get don't even have ammo anywhere in the game. It's classic "let's just grab a console game, slap some WASD onto it and pretend we are done" nonsense.