22k hours of vrchat (across 2 steam accounts)

Spent a total of 34 hours crawling across various vrchat maps.

Spent 67 hours straight in a padded cell for fun!

Listened to the ali-a intro for 48 hours.

Got 500 views on a video of me legit just eating cereal!

Bought my first vr headset with thot money.

Gave 18 people an aneurysm!

Became the schizophrenic overlord!

Blocked by the founder of Wikipedia on twitter for calling him cringe!

Lost my faith to religion to a trap in vrchat!

Got circumcised by Riot Games!

I have humans that are legit scared of me! (you know who you are)

Made a girl nut so hard she broke her VRHeadset! (still a virgin btw)

Nutted to the halo 3 theme while saying pogchamp!

Helped 24 different people fix / setup OBS!

Got a piss corner in ooga booga 2.0!

12k views on a video of me rating paladin tits!

Got banned from a f2p hentai game!

"Harassed" people with lewd twitters for cornbread!

Got a Rein in Overwatch to scream ♥♥♥ for winning and getting POTG!

Over 1000$ spent on fortnite!

Legally insane without needing to be in a mental hospital despite what people think!

Spent 16 hours in 3 days farming World of Darkness for 7 sets of gear!

Got on a vrchat compilation video for breaking my bed!

Slowly getting people to start thinking of gay people when hearing the food fruit loops!

Got called a simp when asking someone "Yo why did you call my mom the F slur?"

Leveled up a character in wow in under a week and got raid ready with a class im unfamiliar with and kept up with a healer way more geared than I was!

Beat a friend in 5d chess with multiverse time travel without even knowing how to play chess!

Was legally married to a lesbian for 72 hours!

Pissed into 2 Fairlife protein drink bottles while listening to Barbie Girl by Aqua!

Made a girl orgasm 10 times in 5 minutes while she was begging for taco bell while saying no b*tch you get burger king!

Pissed off the P*rnhub community for uploading a video called P*rnhub women are shameless and got a bunch of hate comments

Be the first vtuber twitch stream to take a piss live on stream!

Spent a entire dnd session touching grass as my whole party is doing a interrogation session!

Played fortnite with a man that had a lovense in his booty that I had access too and when he left his room I put it on full blast and his parents heard him scream!

Been horny on main, and no one has noticed the true horny yet!

Got a girl to kiss her tit for me after telling her I was not horny atm!

Listened to multiple erp sessions in vrchat while playing Bloons TD 6 (8 Different People Now)

Have over 18k views total on multiple videos where I call myself gay!

Got someone to lose their virginity to a dog toy!

Had hot erp with a soundboard user in a public instance in vrchat while moaning im about to pog

Got my dad to buy me a max 2!

Bought Mirror cus it is a porn game, just to see if I can 100% it before the fortnite chapter 4 season 1 servers went back up, and complete my challenge with 1 hour left to spare!

Became top 1% in flicking in aim labs while still being sh*t with aim!

Watched a video on how to talk to women and learned nothing (still don't know how to talk to women btw)

Beat NNN 2 years in a row, don't care about not nutting no more in november!

Win a match of murder 4 by sitting in a room and playing Musynx with loud keyboard noises going through the mic, while only needing to get the last 3 kills due to natural selection!

Got a toxic person out of my life using a profile picture from the steam point shop from a h*ntai game!

Beat someone in chess while mainly focusing on playing call of duty!

Redownloaded Destiny 2 cus a guy had his wiener in my bum bum!

Watched my gf pleasure herself while sitting next to her playing world of warcraft

Got someone to win a bet by f*cking myself in virtual reality1

Won a game of Warzone (casual) while my gf was "woman body shaking moment"!