EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A GAME INTO THE PS2. IT'S GOD HAND AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GENE. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I DRAGON KICK SOME ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY COMBO. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DEFEATED THE DEMON ANGRA WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN OFFICES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TAUNTS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

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