This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

+ rep Master Baiter

Certified milk drinker.

- REP
"Meet 'Problematic,' a digital maverick. Navigating games like a lost balloon on ice, his direction sense rivals a Rubik's Cube in the dark. Strategic brilliance? Forget it. He charges in like a puppy chasing its tail, turning battles into a symphony of chaos. Hand-eye coordination is a myth; imagine a sentient beanbag attempting controller acrobatics. Precise shots? More like a scattergun approach. In the gaming tapestry, 'Problematic' injects entertainment, where wins and losses take a backseat to audacity. Seeking a companion for a comedy of errors? 'Problematic' is the virtuoso of virtual mediocrity. May the respawn gods be in his favor!"

my man sucks at every video game <3

jorgen