banger central

https://youtu.be/ZbimozjX1SY

Acting, medicine, and journalism used to be as disreputable as pornography, so I won't be totally surprised if the upper classes drive working class people out of porn

I’m from Sakhalin, born in ’74. My parents were working-class people, and that means I was four years old when I found out. In the Soviet Union, this wasn’t hidden, it was reported in the media. I remember my feelings: shock, incomprehension.

We lived as if we were sheltered by God himself. There was a flight regiment nearby, we interacted with the pilots, those handsome, self-sufficient, confident Russian men. And then this incident... It’s still a shock to this day...

Because of that bastard, the collapse began. He was the first obvious traitor to socialism in my mind. How could they have entrusted anything to such a whiner? He traded the Soviet Union for worthless trinkets and pornography. Did he become happier there, did they shower him with riches? May he be cursed forever.

word of the day: schlubby

Tonight I was let down gently by someone I’d gone out with a few times via text. He wanted me to know he thinks I’m “totally cool”. A skate trick is “totally cool”. You have SEEN MY NIPPLES. Say you had fun, say you don’t see it going anywhere, but don’t patronize me with “cool”.

I am sexy and brave with an open heart and a tight snatch. I’m not your little brother and I’m NOT COOL!