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Posted: 1 May, 2015 @ 3:35pm

I was in teradactyl land and was kinda scared of the big dinosaurs and couldnt get past stompy etc. so I found that you can be a little dinosaur by going into wumbas teepee but after causing all the carnage a baby tyranosaurus could muster I found that mumbo jumbo could actually make wumbas teepee huge! I quickly ran into the teepee to transform and i turned into a GIANT DINOSAUR, my life was complete, with this power, nothing could stop me, I tore up Chuffys train, went to spiral mountain and clawed up the witches face, ran to witchy world and tore down the giant diving board then used it as a baseball bat and whacked the circus tent untill mr patch cried. After I got tired I went backwards in time and ate all the ants in mumbos mountain, they were tasty. I cooked and ate some roasted mole that had weird goggles on it. At this point I believed that being a dinosaur was the best thing that ever happend to me, I never thought eating jinjos like jelly beans would be so entertaining as they screamed "JINNJOOOOOOOO" thinking it was a safe way out. I got bored of the past and went in the future. I saw cars running around and thought it was the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ I ever saw. I ate EVERY one of those cars. I was furious with the situation of my roaming ground. When I saw this weird looking computer jackass I dragged him across every world- through the lava in hellfire peaks, the sludge in bubble gloop swamp, the sand in gobis valley, and every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ other thing that hurt me as I walked on it, Finnaly I took this ♥♥♥♥ up and used my giant mashers to reduce him to bits and fed him equaly to the snake in mayhem temple, conga in mumbos mountain, terry in teradactyl land, clanker in clankers cavern, eyrie in click clock wood and all my other friends. I now stomp around all the known universe kill just about everything including stompy, that massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and his screams as he stomps, man I put such a big chunk of his foot into my stomach I dont think I will need to eat for years. That bear was tasty though too.
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