http://thegamercat.com/comic/living-the-life/

Is this the real life~? Is this just fantasy~?
Caught by a park slide, no escape from humanity~
Open your eyes; Look up to the ceiling please~
I'm just a young kit, from a poor cat clan's tree~
Because I'm lazy come, lazy go;
Perch up high, sleep down low.
Any phase the moon shows, doesn't really matter to me.. (to meow)...

Mama.. just killed a mouse..
Put a claw against his head; Retract my sheathe, now he's dead...
Mama.. found my forever home..
But now I'm bored and don't wanna play..
Mama.. mewww~ Didn't mean to make you scream;
If I can't bring back a present tomorrow..
Carry on, carry on.. as if nyathin' really matters...

Too late! It's time to hunt.
Sends shivers down my spine, pandiculatin' all the time...
Goodbye, everybody! I heard a sound.
Gotta leave you all behind and chase the sleuth...
Mama.. mewww~ (any phase the moon shows)
I don't wanna strive! I sometimes wish I'd never been found at all...

I see a little silhouetto of a mouse~
Silly mouse, squeaky mouse, don't you know that I'll find you?
Pouncing blur like lightning, very very frightening meows!
Bengal Leo? Bengal Leo! Bengal Leo? Bengal Leo!
Bengal Leo is a pro! Meownificooo~!
But I'm just a poor kit and nobody's fed me.
He's just a poor kit from a poor cat tree;
Spare him his life from this monstrousity!
Lazy hunt, lazy stroll, I think I'll head home.
There's catmint! Nom. O Nepetalactone~ (Let it go!)
There's catmint! O Nepetalactone~ (Let it go!)
There's catmint! O Nepetalactone~ (Let me go!)
Cannot let it go. (Must resist the nip)
Never let it go. (Resist the nip)
Never let it gooo~!
*Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom!*
Oh cataria, cataria, cataria let me go!
Basement Cat has a doggy put aside for mee, for meee, for meeeeow~!

So you think you can bathe me, get soap in my eyes?
So you think you can cage me or trap me inside~?
Eww, baby! Don't grab onto me, baby!
Just gotta get out! Just gotta climb these drapes here!

Mewww; Yowl! Mewww; Yowl!
Nyathing really matters.. any cat can see...
Nyathing really matters.. to meeow... (Any phase the moon shows...)