"The touch of a woman has continued to elude me for many a year. Sometimes I lie in bed late at night, clutching my stained body pillow, and turn my despair to the heavens. God, why am I cursed with this melancholic solitude? The answer; well my son, you yoink your sh1t to anthropomorphic animal women on the regular. And once again I am reminded of the self-inflicted nature of my curse."
-Chinese Proverb

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