Kill Griffith. Behead Griffith. Roundhouse kick Griffith into the concrete. Slam dunk Griffith into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Griffith. Defecate in Griffith food. Launch Griffith into the sun. Stir fry Griffith in a wok. Toss Griffith into active volcanoes. Urinate into Griffith's gas tank. Judo throw Griffith into a wood chipper. Twist Griffith heads off. Report Griffith to the IRS. Karate chop Griffith in half. Curb stomp twink Griffith. Trap Griffith in quicksand. Crush Griffith in the trash compactor. Liquefy Griffith in a vat of acid. Eat Griffith. Dissect Griffith. Exterminate Griffith in the gas chamber. Stomp Griffith skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Griffith in the oven. Lobotomize Griffith. Mandatory abortions for Griffith's children. Grind Griffith in the garbage disposal. Drown Griffith in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Griffith with a ray gun. Kick old Griffith down the stairs. Feed Griffith to alligators. Slice Griffith with a katana.

Koei Tecmo also can't PC port