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16.5 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
A game giving you cheesy lines, gore and unique ability to kill snipers with dumpsters.
Posted 27 March, 2025.
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28.2 hrs on record
It's by far the best and the most action-packed Impress Your Russian Father-in-Law Simulator out there.
Posted 23 January, 2021.
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287.0 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
The most unrealistic but horrifying aspect of this game is hearing people eat blueberries as if they ate an apple.
Posted 9 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1.8 hrs on record
Zis is ein relaxisch maus-spiel mit Tangerine Dreamy und Kraftwerkisch musik. Wunderbar.
Posted 1 September, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
6.3 hrs on record
Symptoms: One of the coolest story-unfolding of many puzzle games. Lines were smooth and there were not that many ways to create inhumane social situations. 3D characters' acting was quite natural except in situation where Birdman was stabbing his own face. On the hidden object side - nothing too complicated - decent amount items and reasonable combining (*cough* "Deponia" *cough*). However, the only mystery yet unbreakable is the assertion of Goldie not having feet at all.

Diagnosis: More of a Buckled-up Buttercup than a Buttercup-able Up-Buckle - it's definitely worth the ride.
Posted 29 July, 2019.
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17.6 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
The boss levels were significantly easier than normal ones at high difficulty - one might think it has too little playtime although the user-generated content adds definitely some extra pressure to this adrenaline pumping guilt-free demon meat buffet such as remakes of the classic Doom wads. Sadly, the multiplayer was even more short-lived than in the previous releases but that's rather a saturation problem of the FPS market.
Posted 8 April, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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15.3 hrs on record
It's a great story of a lonely old man who's suddenly pushed into thinking that the world is going to end soon told by some time-traveling chick and his crew. The plot thickens and twists as the story goes while you mess around with silly combinations of unrelated everyday items.

Aside from all the calming artwork and moving tale, the only thing that was out of touch was the overly-dramatic music in the background. The puzzles weren't frustratingly difficult, so, it was nice and long continuous sitting without wasting the keyboard being desperately smacked around - totally not a 'Point-and-Smack' adventure game.
Posted 2 April, 2018.
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20.6 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
It's hazy orientally described, some kind of hangover/growing up/calamity story narrated by a gangsta man from 1920s. However...a nicely intense kiting game where protagonist can easily slide through the story if he minds raising the stakes. Regarding it's skillfullness, it's totally up to him how fast he, the outlaw would want to level up by stacking blessings and such.

Quite useful game to build up your reflexes and flexing thumb muscles.
Posted 25 February, 2018. Last edited 27 February, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
The puzzles are ok, however, the design looks very cheap and the clunky physics will annoy you to bits - try jumping sideways on a moving platform and you'll lose your temper. Hardly entertaining & not worth the money.
Posted 15 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.8 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Rest in peace, dear man who fell from the sky,
for whom the bell tolls.
Thy death will not be in vain
after 3-figured level of Speed is gained .

Bunny hop my way,
autorun against walls.
Shiggity swooty...
I'm coming for that Kagouti.
Posted 6 December, 2017. Last edited 6 December, 2017.
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