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-rep he molests his hamster

I love him so much from austria <3

this guy love döner kebap.

What I dont understand about the negative reviews on this game is the fact that people are upset of their loot being stolen. It is Sea of THIEVES. Also the fact you cant use steam friends doesnt affect gameplay or enjoyment at all so thats another pathetic issue. I saw a review that was put out with someone saying there should be a ship, character and gun progression. NO THERE SHOULDNT. This game is the most balanced ive seen due to people having the same amount of things. It would make the game boring if you could upgrade your cannons etc. The game is meant to be balanced and fair so everyone has a least a small chance in winning and feeling accomplished. Its the point of the game. I love how unique this game is graphicly and games play wise and dont see how people dont undersatnd that it is that way for a reason