Recent reviews by itzvae

This game, honestly was worth my money. As someone who's trying to 100% both saints row 4 and saints row 3, i'd say this game did really good for a remaster. Now, i DIDN'T play the original saints 3, but this game, regardless of your stance on it, is awesome.

I wish there was more to the ending, with more depth and more content for the daedelus ending. Dude, having that one big final fight against STAG is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, though i wouldn't say the killbane fight holds up at all. For someone who's twice your size, buff as hell, and was a murderbrawl champion, having his death be through a quick-time event kinda sucked. Then again, i did just destroy his plane, but STILL.

Now, the other ending, where you save shaudi instead, felt... kinda lame. I know it's a cheesy and funny ending since it concludes gangstas in space, but why is johnny gat alive, or even there, if it's a movie? I thought the whole thing was some dream, but it feels really weird just seeing him alive, even though he died in the beginning. Plus, the final fight with killbane was really simple, nothing dramatic at all. It's definetly better to be a menace instead of just letting shaudi live.

The game overall, though. I love it. Personally i don't like sexual references in games THAT much, but it's way less and way better than saints row 4's references. Plus, seeing the STAG for the first time and how menacing their introduction to the game was... REALLY gave me goosebumps. Dude, holy ♥♥♥♥ man, i could rewatch his introduction speech over and over, that thing was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wicked cool.

I wish the deckers & the luchadores had some more detail put into them, and more depth, but i think they're good enough as they are. There are some slight bugs, such as a lighting issue i got randomly near the end of the game, and sometimes you get stuck in some areas, but you can just save & reload most of the bugs you'd rarely get.

Just to note, i did play this all on the hardest difficulty, and god... Some of the mission fights/cutscenes require a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of explosives for how tough some of the enemies can be. Tanks are basically impossible to kill unless you have an rpg, grenade launcher, etc. The only other hard mission with really stupidly tough enemies is the zombie one, where a nonstop horde of zombies just keeps goin at you. You get hit ONCE by a zombie that's on fire, and you lose SO much health, and zombies just pile around you.

Is the game worth the 40$ base pricetag? Not really. I'd say 30$ at LEAST, since it's not super duper polished, and it feels less about the open world but more about the missions you'd get. Still, really good game, and definetly something fun to check out in your free time.

this game made me buy a buttplug, it's my new comfort game :)

This game is seriously worth it. Sure, it costs more than the original half life, but the fact it took something so old and left in the past, and remade it into something so loveable and renewed, almost like your playing a whole new game instead of just a remaster, is worth it. Hell, it even REMAKES the entirety of Xen, changing textures, and giving a beautiful new feel that would even triumph over half life 2.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS GAME IS SOO WORTH IT. Here's what i think about it on each aspect of the game:

Graphics:
The developers are currently working on some issues, since the game just came out, but only related to certain graphics. I ran at medium due to my computer not being good enough, but you can choose between low, medium, and high. The various backgrounds of the game are stunning in every aspect, and show the difference in which level is which, and how you progress through the story. Every part of the game is greatly detailed to show the details and whats happening on your screen. Its easy to tell who the enemies are, and what everything looks like.

Gameplay:
You ever wanted to be john wick? Yeah? Well this is 100% YOUR GAME. This game is fast paced, and will keep you on the move every second. There is no easy mode, and you have to value your ammo and health wisely. If you waste your ammo too fast, your going to suffer badly, But if you save your ammo and use specific guns at certain areas, then you will have ammo for when you need to fight a boss. This game doesnt give lots of ammo or hp, so you do have to value it. The enemies are varied for each level, for instance, in the sewer part, there are knights that use a sword that deals lots of damage up close. There are also gunners that have armor forcing you to fire more bullets at them. But each level changes and has an intresting strategy you need to know in order to kill a stronger enemy or a boss. If you ever played Hotline Miami or any fast paced game, then this is something you may want. There are also segments with a puzzle part, in which you will have to solve before continuing.

Replayability [In which you can play the game again and again without getting bored]:
The game is actually very fun to replay over and over again. There are a lot of achivements to earn and a leaderboard to work up the ranks on. Its fun to go back and try to get a better score or get more achivements.

Overall:
Id give this game a 8.8/10

Pros:
Fast paced shooter
Good graphics
Good Story
Keeps you playing

Cons:
Issues with FPS, and certain other graphic features within the game
Movement is a bit slow, slows the pace of the game

I hope you all get this game and give it a go yourself. Its 100% WORTH THE PRICE.

doesn't matter if your gay, conservative, christian, a communist, a furry, etc. this game unites people more than real world politics, all because we're here to win. game is fun when there's no bots, but, it's still fun and loveable

Pretty good tower defence game.

In this game, you battle eachother using bloons while managing your side with tower upgrades.
The only problems i have is internet connection and how hard it is to recover from 0 medals. I swear, assault mode like only gives FIVE medals.

Now, i shall finish eating my chocolate banana while using my maxed out banana farm.

I used to play this game till this one singleplayer glitch hit me. I couldnt take damage from anything and i couldnt deal damage to anything. It almost felt like a softlock. Im going to give this a 2nd go and see what happens.

Its great. I love it. 20$. Who cares if its hard? Its an ACTUAL game and not one that gives you everything like your 5 years old. ALSO PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS DAMN MASYERPEICE

A great game yet, is a bit P2W with wortox, but mostly F2P with all of the other choices. There is no need to complain about being P2W if you can play Wolfgang [Gets stronger by eating more], Wickerbottom [Can read books to instantly grow farms, put creatures to sleep, spawn tentacles, summon birds, and even summon lightning], Or even play Webber [Who can be friends with spiders and make them his minions]. This game is amazing. It has a preparation phase [Autumn] and then action, which is Winter. In Autumn, Nothing much happens except for a wave of hounds coming to kill you. If you can beat that, then you will do good. In this game, You gather resources like sticks, grass, wood, and stone and use those resources to make items like spears, armor, and buildings. You use those items to guard yourself and make a base that you expand later in the game. You can explore the caves and find the ruins, which can give you powerful items at a great risk. You need to know everything your doing if you really want to last till late game. If you can make it to the 2nd autumn, then you basically are in the "Late Game".

Overall, Id give this game an 8/10, It has great survival aesthetics, hard in most cases, but very fun overall. The only reason i took off two points is that it is dying due to its forced events taking cash from their company, and because of Skins and of the fact its newest character is DLC, but i can understand both of that because the company does need more money. Do what you need to klei, just dont become the next EA.

This game Sucks! its so complicated to manage! I DEMAND A REFUND!