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24.7 hrs on record
Its pretty good, but not a substantial improvement on 2016 or eternal. I would recommend playing those first, and then coming back to Dark Ages.
Posted 22 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record
I really loved far cry primal and I was hoping this would be similar....its just....not great unfortunately.
Posted 22 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
Posted 28 November.
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72.8 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
What's the point of having NPCs with an AI chat bot feature if we're not allowed to chat about what happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989?
Posted 19 November.
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42.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
I found this from the bundle with the Serious Sam games which are some of my absolute favorite and I can see why. The weapons, enemy types, and combat definitely takes a lot of influence from serious sam so if you liked that (particularly Serious Sam 2) you'll probably like this as well. It does more than just clone serious sam though, theres also hack and slash, platforming (dash, wallrunning, slide dolphin dive etc), and some metrioidvania elements with a souls-like save/respawn system. The art style is very nice and unique and it reminds me vaguely of American Mcgee's Alice especially in third person. I'd recommend turning on the first person mode though for the true boomshoot experience.

For downsides, I think the game needs a dedicated dash button separate from sprint, a weapon wheel, and for the ledge grabbing to be polished up some. An option/mode to crank up the enemy spawns like serious sam has now would also be a great future addition.

Its pretty cheap so I'd recommend it full price 8.5/10
Posted 27 October.
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48.9 hrs on record
Its like the forest, but just better. Story still doesn't make much sense though but everything else feels better solo and coop.
Posted 27 October.
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229.1 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
I like doing scav runs skulking around with an sks and pretending I'm a vietcong trying to ambush my better equipped invaders. I'm not sure why my npc brothers speak like rednecks or zombies, but they're trying their hardest so I try not to judge.
Posted 28 September.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record
Surprisingly great game. The story/characters are barely there, but that's typical for these kinds of games. The combat is really fun and the platforming, exploration and side quests are good additions to level up. The combination of melee, magic and firearms to create combos is really fun and the combo meter actively rewards you for them with more XP to level up quicker as long as you don't get hit. The big guns and grenades seem a little tacked on but they can be useful from time to time. My main gripe is that I wish there were more weapons to try and that the upgrade system was more forgiving so that you could try more builds and synergies.

7.7/10 buy on sale.
Posted 24 September.
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59.2 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Fun little ARPG that doesn't require a PHD in Autismology to make a good character.
Posted 2 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
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3.2 hrs on record
Cute little indie shooter. Definitely worth the dollar I paid for it. Play it on Hard it increases the enemy count. The downside is that the pausing and saving system is kinda jank. 7/10 buy on sale.
Posted 15 July.
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