27
Products
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309
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Recent reviews by Hoppnes

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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Bir daha yaşanmasın
Posted 17 March.
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6.1 hrs on record
It is one of the top 5 games I've ever played on Steam Deck.
Posted 16 February.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record
✋😐🤚
Posted 5 December, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record
Peak.
Posted 28 November, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
Hell nah One of those classic Chinese games that look like countries poured in more investment than their entire national debt, but mechanically it’s absolute garbage.

From far away you’re like
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“Broooo look at those graphics, these guys made a free AAA-looking action game, we HAVE to play this!!”

But when you actually try it, it’s basically a game with the quality of those Alibaba Nier Automata bootleg figures.
Posted 22 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
30.8 hrs on record
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Absolute
Cinema
Posted 16 May, 2025. Last edited 16 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Peak.
Posted 15 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Peak Service.
Posted 4 January, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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16.3 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!
Posted 26 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
104.3 hrs on record (91.4 hrs at review time)
Peak.
Posted 30 July, 2024.
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